Jen Ahern

Writer. Reader. Believer.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@thecure please continue to destroy #ticketmaster

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

How is “verified resale” even legal?! It’s just scalping. Please explain @Ticketmaster #hozier #resale #pricegouging #scalpers #wtf

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

But literally SAME

[charles leclerc apologist @_choreo_mania_]

The way ticketmaster said other fans beat me for hozier tickets when i was in the fucking queue at 11:50

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@madsstarr I did this for over an hour in hopes it would go through. It did not. 😭

[paige ☆ @shriikeee]

you should have to perform the almost snap clap to get hozier tickets

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@frameworkfitz Aw my baby

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

Me not getting tickets for @hozier #UnrealUnearth tour:

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@stylelrh @Hozier @teskeybrothers @victoriacanal @madicunningham Wouldn’t have mattered. I was 10 minutes early and spent over an hour trying.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@Hozier @teskeybrothers @victoriacanal @madicunningham @Hozier Dear beloved Forest King, Ohio kindly requests a visit. Or another Chicago/Philly date? I’ve never missed seeing you on tour until now. 😭

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@mamina3GLM I didn’t breathe for this entire scene until Charlotte speaks and I shouted “CHARLOTTE STOP”

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

Approximately every 12 minutes. As it should be.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

“All Things End” is arguably @Hozier most hopeful song to date.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

17 or 18 songs! My little heart may burst! #hozier #eatyouryoung

[daily hozier pics & vids @dailyhozierpics]

Hozier talking behind the inspiration of Eat Your Young and how Unreal Unearth will have 17 to 18 songs

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@Hozier The tragedy that I used to live in LA, but now live in Ohio burns deep in my soul today. Philadelphia it is.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

Well my entire day belongs to this EP. #eatyouryoung #hozier

[Hozier @Hozier]

The #EatYourYoung EP is out today and marks my first release of 2023 followed by #UnrealUnearth in late summer.

It’s a gift to be able to also announce tour dates for this fall and to share these songs, which offer a sample of more to come.

🖤 https://t.co/bD3cF40s0m

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

“The unemployment of the mouth” Forest King risen and we are not worthy. @Hozier

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

If the reasons to love him aren’t obvious enough…

[Hozier @Hozier]

Thanks to anyone who voted in this poll. As I’ve said in interviews, my next album is 4 tracks long, two of which are a recital of Samuel Beckett’s “Not I”, recorded with marshmallows in my mouth. Can’t wait for the tour, love you all and can’t believe I get to do this

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

@Hozier @Hozier Dear sir, I would listen to an album of you reading the dictionary. On a more serious note, I prefer longer albums because it holds you in the atmosphere the artist creates. If there is an overall journey or theme, I find longer albums more cathartic.

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

Me rn #TheWitcher

[Jen Ahern @jahern104]

#TheWitcher fandom to #netflix rn: