Jonathan Grossman

Austinite, ivory technician, writer for hire

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@Sealeinthedeal amen sister!

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Everyone saying I'll get herpes from drinking from that can: jokes on you, babes, I already have herpes.

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

Big ups to Lexington, Kentucky Jews turnin dipshits into gold! Straight outta Temple Adath Israel

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

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[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@Zac_Wilkerson @JeffPlankenhorn golly thanks! shuucks

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

hey @AmericanAir if i were you i’d seriously consider dropping @Iberia_en this crummy airline is seriously damaging your brand by association. at the very least send them some backup, never seen such a shortsighted halfass operation!

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

in this scene, i photographed the missed flight line- 2 clerks & 2 security, to quell any passenger uprisings. the security in the vest walked up & in menacing Spanish forced me to delete the photos I took of him!

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

hey @Iberia_en maybe just maybe hire a couple more clerks? possibly have them communicate with each other? currently entering hour 8 of a useless goose chase in the madrid airport, entirely avoidable. useless chaotic airline & airport. would avoid them at all costs!!

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@JustinWWells @FarOutLounge @adamleeband You too, hope our paths cross sometime

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

Hey @Delta thanks for another great day doubting my existence on your customer service hold. 6 hours 20 minutes, feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Still trying to be made whole after you pulled the rug out from under me last weekend. This ain’t over

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@Delta How about treating your customer with a shred of decency? Already missed my friend’s wedding, already wasted 3 hours of my life on your hold to no avail at all. No recourse apparently. Anyone with integrity would, at the very least, offer a refund for this shoddy service

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

What’d I ever do to you Delta Airlines? First you delay my arrival- by 8 1/2 hours (this is a 15 hour trip for a friend’s wedding) hours before takeoff. Then you keep me on hold 2 1/2 hours… still haven’t spoken to a person. Wedding missed, friend let down. Any decency at all?

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

If you’re not sufficiently staffed to service your customers, maybe don’t take our money in the first place. Maybe scale back your business some. Unless a refund is forthcoming, I’ll never fly Delta Airlines ever again, but consider improving for those who will.

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@TaffMartin @adamjodor @Zac_Wilkerson @gregdaymusic1 @yellowdogstudio @comontater I have a couple. if you’re in E, an A over a B bass is the whitest chord known to man, or the Carole King chord. The opposite, a B chord over an A bass, I call Deep Space, cause it sounds like some cosmic documentary soundtrack.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Texas Governor Announces State’s Morgues Now Allowed To Operate At 100% Capacity https://t.co/tazPDd9jBM

[Strawberry Jayne @yard_wife]

How I feel carrying my bucket of melted snow water into the bathroom so I can poop #Austin #AustinWater #TexasFreeze

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

If you told me last week I’d have to scoop up snow and flush my toilet with it, sleep in my car in an ice storm, and burn downed tree limbs to stay warm, but in exchange I’d get to watch that video of Ted at the Cancun airport, I dunno, I might say it was all worth it. #WhataPOS

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@spurs_legacy Me too!

[Jonathan Grossman @jahnation1]

@RepAndyBarr @FriendsofCoalKY You’re way off Andy! Failure to weatherize coal natural gas and nuclear facilities led to this shortage. Trace it back to market dereg, ie your ideological allies. Shivering in my car out here in Austin, how bout you give your half baked parrotings of half baked parrots a rest