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[Caner @jahnerdev]

17 planes ahead of us for takeoff. One hour later, we’re still 10th.

Meanwhile, I’m looking out the window at a bunch of completely empty taxiways.

Whoever is managing @JFKairport today needs to be transferred to a job where inefficiency has fewer consequences.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@UHaul Since this is a one-way rental, your trucks are already moved between locations. Can you have the truck transferred from the Brooklyn location to Sunnyside instead of forcing me to add 2+ hours of travel?

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@UHaul I reserved a one-way truck at the Sunnyside location a week ago. Today I was told it’s unavailable and I must go to Brooklyn instead, adding 2+ hours of travel. This is extremely frustrating and unacceptable. Please advise how you’ll fix this.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@HG_Analiz @iryatr Hayatı boyunca baltaya bile sap olamayan adamları bekçi polis yapıyorsun, sonra olanlar bu işte. Devletin formasını giyen kendini devlet zannediyor, başlıyor millete emir vermeye.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@gazetory Füzeyi yollamış 🚀

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@dmwlff “Software engineering is done” is a hilarious take. Anyone who is actually shipped real systems knows typing code is the easy part. AI writing functions doesn’t replace engineering any more than a calculator replaces mathematicians. Tools get better!!! The job stays hard!!!

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@jpz____ @EricLDaugh I think it's actually the complete opposite! he's saying it because it makes logical sense. He's talking about calling things what they really are, not bending definitions. That's the least "woke" take you can have.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

I am the father of three girls. This sickens me more than anything else I could possibly witness, and it’s a wake up call. Fighting the woke mind virus is the destiny of the men of our generation. It must be done to protect our women and save our country.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

The driver literally reused yesterday's photo as "proof." This is totally unacceptable and unprofessional. Worst service ever—please FIX THIS! #FedExFail

[Caner @jahnerdev]

Hey @FedEx, I've been waiting TWO DAYS for a Priority Overnight package. Both times I received notifications claiming "We tried to deliver," but NO ONE even rang my bell!

[Oh Snap Daily! @ohsnapHQ]

BREAKING: Trump just launched airstrikes on Iranian nuclear sites.
🔥 Houthis respond: “Trump must bear the consequences.”
They’re threatening U.S. Navy warships in the Red Sea.
This isn’t tit-for-tat anymore — it’s WW3 prelude vibes.
#Iran #Trump #Houthis #WW3

[Caner @jahnerdev]

Am I the only one who is hearing the explosions in #NYC?

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@Dynadot Thank you so much for the great service! @Dynadot

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This administration is both importing voters and creating a national security threat from unvetted illegal immigrants.

It is highly probable that the groundwork is being laid for something far worse than 9/11. Just a matter of time.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

I can't go to sleep because I can't stop thinking about React 19.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@DrLoupis This has nothing to do Palestine. It's the centenary of our republic's declaration. Stop spreading fake news!

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@cemal_canpolat Bi bitmediniz ulan. Bırakın şu milletin yakasını. Yalaka.

[Caner @jahnerdev]

@ProfDemirtas Yani hocam sayenizde bu adamı da desteklemek zorunda kaldık. Hakaret nerede? Abartmayın lütfen ya!