I wish you could vacation to certain times. I don’t need another trip to Florida, but I would love to take my children to 1998. Like, alright kiddos. Here's a Surge for each of you. Now, follow me to Blockbuster Video where we will peruse the newest Nintendo 64 titles.
Perhaps the most underrated side in American history: Long John Silver’s crunchies. You can actually feel your arteries harden on every bite and it’s fucking amazing.
There’s no way you can watch the next 20 seconds and not immediately be at least 500% more ready to go do something fucking awesome.
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As a middle-aged dude, I can tell you when I was a young man I GREATLY underestimated how much useful shit middle-aged dudes know. I should’ve listened to those motherfuckers.
Listen, I’d hop on an adult-sized Big Wheel right fucking now. In fact, I think that may be the litmus test to determine if someone is worth knowing.
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