Jayco

"Al menos no perdí el sentido del humor, pues mi sentido del amor, sin ti, es sin sentido, por supuesto"

[esma (´･ω･`) @yabsseu_]

follar a pelo

[Tomi. @tomaszrch]

No puede ser es el tuit del siglo

[Pausismo @Pausismo]

*Yo siendo ghosteado por la que me gusta*

Mi proveedor chino que no sabe español:

[ℕ𝕆 𝕊𝕆𝕐 𝕌ℕ ℙ𝕆𝕂𝔼𝕄𝕆ℕ ⚛ @axelsound09]

Se me hace un gran plan

[𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒂 @ricomestra_l]

Tener sexo sin mamar partes íntimas es como cocinar sin echarle sal a la comida

[Heart @heart_]

STOP ASKING YOUR GIRL "HOW WAS SEX"

they will say "great" every single time.

replace it with this instead:

“analyze our last intercourse and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”

[chido💮 @justChidozie]

Americans using anything but the metric system

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this 💀

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Fat bitches be doing everything but eat less

[el spunch 🦋 @el_spunch]

real talk i miss this nigga