JonDee

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

Making fun of someone famous and they actually respond

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@offtheraiIs I served a lesbian couple years ago. One of them looked like this. Looked male, haircut and all. I called her “Sir” and she got mad. “I’m a lady!” she bellowed out, deep voice hitting me like wow. You’re presenting yourself as a guy and get offended when called as such. Sigh…

[It be Spooky, Sailers! A new week is upon us @ItBeSunday]

Here be somethin' f'er the month of October, sailers! Y'er Halloween special will still come, but it may be different.

[JonDee @jaidee80]

Lookin’ like Silent Hill this morning.

[edwn @edwiin]

@valuetainment What if..

We combined all of the streaming platforms, and charged everyone one price

We could call it.. cable

[Coach Jeeves @JeevesDC]

Taste the rainbow

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@Ofcimcold Carlos. Okay.

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@batuhanppn 5

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@LoganARobison I would love if they advertised the true space available AFTER the gigs taken up by the OS and system data.

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@kingmikky468451 Just enjoy the movie. Trying to make it logical and put a timeline on events…from a video game movie…just ruins it for yourself. I loved it and will definitely see it again.

[Oh Boy 3 AM @OhBoy3AM3]

Happy October!

[NextMinute News @nextminutenews7]

Amravati - New CCTV footage has surfaced following the fire incident at the District General Hospital in Amravati, raising questions over the circumstances surrounding the incident and the response to the fire. The footage also reportedly shows that ward attendants and other staff members, including those responsible for the SNCU, were sleeping in the porch area rather than inside the unit when the incident occurred.

[…boo @pullmypiercing]

Gottmik diners drive ins and dives cameo

[Oscar @HeyOscarx]

Your Smart TV cost $500–$2,000.

You plugged it in. You clicked "Agree" 6 times without reading. You connected WiFi. You opened Netflix.

In the 10 seconds it took you to accept those terms, you gave your TV permission to screenshot your screen, track everything you watch across every input, listen through a microphone you didn't know was active, and sell your viewing habits to advertising networks.

You also left it running on picture settings designed for a Best Buy showroom floor with fake motion processing that makes every movie look like a soap opera, oversaturated colors, and an energy saver that dims your $1,500 panel by 40%.

A home theater installer who's calibrated over 3,000 TVs across every major brand Samsung, LG, Sony, TCL, Hisense, Roku, Fire TV told me:

"Every Smart TV in America is doing 3 things right now: showing you a worse picture than it's capable of, spying on everything you watch, and running a microphone you forgot existed."

"The picture is wrong because it shipped in showroom mode. The spying is active because you clicked 'Agree' during setup. And the microphone is listening because the voice assistant defaulted to on."

"In 3,000 calibrations, I've never walked into a home where a single setting had been changed. Not one."

Here are 10 Smart TV settings you should change tonight regardless of which brand you own:🧵

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@JoeySacco9 Yes.

[SieZer 🀄️ @SiezerW]

Bryan is just like one of those tragic Resident Evil background characters whose backstory you discover through collectible logs, including the chilling phone recording he made right before stepping into that elevator. Reading through his final diary entries shows his horrifying transformation into a super-enhanced zombie step by step right before you have to put him down.

LAST BOSS🧟‍♂️
#residentevil

[JonDee @jaidee80]

@joshfawx Sure, Jan.

[Kat™ The Hammer ⚒️ @KatTheHammer1]

News anchor bloopers....

The San Francisco "sixty-niners" wait for it ...

😆💀😬😆💀🤣😆💀😁😬😆💀🤣😆💀

[Defender of the Republic 🇺🇸 @realdefender45]

I often think of this video.
Being in a room full of these people is like a form of torture.