My cook didi advised me today ki shadi wadi mein kuch nhi rakha, khamkha tension hoti hai, aaram se Khao piyo mast raho....
Then I asked but insaan ko kisi ka sath bhi toh chhaiye hota hai
She replied kya bhaiya itna padhe likhe ho k aisi baat kr rhe ho live in nhi jaante ho kya aap, gf nhi hai kya aapki koi!!! 👀 😂
Cook didi cooked me for real!!
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The joke is still on you @deepikapadukone
You watched it before us but don’t have the balls to praise it openly.
Coward plus Dawood ki Dali? #Dhurandhar2
MY FRIEND IS STILL PAYING FOR GMAIL STORAGE.
I told him to do this before.
He went from 14.9/15 GB to 6 GB in a single afternoon.
Hope this helps you ↓
Calling Sehmat #Raazi ranks among the top books on espionage ever written, globally. It exposes Pakistan across border, hostile forces in Bollywood & a Punjab-based criminals within.
Appointing Meghna Gulzar was my gravest misjudgment. Despite clear warnings, I failed to foresee how ideological bias would end up diminishing the true spirit of the protagonist.
Nearly two decades later, the book continues to leave its mark across the world. Penguin best sellers; Vichhoda, Gobind, The Chabimaster are being scripted, for our beautiful nation deserves to see the complete truth.
I’ve been raising my objections & expressing my contempt since the day #Raazi was released.
I also shared documentary evidence of Meghna Gulzar’s backstabbing directly with Mr. Gulzar.
Please do your homework before making uninformed remarks.
Bhushan Kumar and I have joined forces for #OperationSindoor— a story that redefined security in the subcontinent and exposed Pakistan’s nuclear bluff. The film is based on Lt Gen K.J.S. ‘Tiny’ Dhillon’s book Operation Sindoor: The Untold Story of India’s Deep Strikes Inside Pakistan.
Rooted in the aftermath of the Pahalgam terror attack and backed by extensive, ground-level research in collaboration with multiple wings of the Indian Armed Forces, this is a story drawn from reality… not to create noise, but to confront it: with facts, with clarity, and the magic of cinema.
@TSeries@i_ambuddha #BhushanKumar @vivekagnihotri #PallaviJoshi @TinyDhillon
The @Dhurandhar2 is a HORROR.
It is a horror for all filmmakers who built their careers and their fortunes on dumbed down, over the top cinema.
The cinema that demanded the brain to be left at home .
The cinema that was rammed down our throats full of LOUDNESS and MASALA which will be now soon on a ventilator struggling for breath
#Dhurandar2 will scare the living hell out of every filmmaker who still worships the godly hero
In #Dhurandhar2 , @RanveerOfficial killed all those heroes who never bleed ,and never feel pain , and then over the dead bodies of those kind of outdated heroes ,he gave birth to a true real hero , flawed, yet dangerous and unpredictable and also his heroism comes from his actions instead of being thrusted upon the heads with ear drum shattering music
Compared to this new kind of hero , the godly heroes will suddenly look ridiculous, almost like clowns in a circus. And then their blind worshippers will feel naked, exposed and scared hearing of the collections
#Dhurandhar2 will terrify those who built their careers on action set pieces where physics is a joke and gravity is non existent . The scenes, where men are thrown fifty feet in the air, bounce off the ground like rubber balls, survive explosions that would vaporise cities, and still deliver punch dialogues while dusting their shoulders will be hunted and killed by the new audience
After the audience saw action that actually hurts, that actually bleeds, the flying goon brigade will suddenly feel cheap, fake, and embarrassingly ridiculous . The filmmakers who still swear by wires and cranes to fake uplift the heroes will now wake up shivering in cold sweat.
It will make the pan india directors tremble in their chairs , the ones who still believe characters are created by hairdos, costumes, photo shopped six packs, and designer clothes instead of intrinsic psychological depth
When the audience of #Dhurandhar2 saw a hero whose power comes from his mind and not his biceps, the hair and costume school of cinema will look like kindergarten dress up.
Dhurandhar 2 is not just a film.
It is a verdict.
With Dhurandhar 2 @AdityaDharFilms cut off the head of that kind of cinema , the one that insulted the intelligence of the audience , the one that replaced stories with bloated gaudy visuals , the one that turned heroes into gods and audiences into sheep
The collections of #Dhurandhar2 are now in the process of burying all those earlier makers beliefs in a grave so deep that even their ghosts can’t come out
And the screams you are hearing now of #Dhurandhar2 box office collections is the collective sound which is announcing their deaths.
If the makers of those kind of films which are already under production , or about to start shooting , don’t go back to their drawing boards and exorcise themselves by watching #Dhurandhar2 multiple times even GOD can’t save their SPIRITS
But the problem is , even if they intend to do that , they might have tonnes of money, but where will they get the brain of @AdityaDharFilms ? 😳😳😳
Yes! Aditya Dhar @AdityaDharFilms absolutely nailed the sequel. Dhurandhar 2 is a masterpiece.
Longer than the previous installment, but it felt shorter. In both films Aditya has created a tone which I call a mix of Ridley Scott's Epic-Realism & Quentin Tarantino's flamboyant action. The last installment was more Ridley Scott (Body Of Lies, Black Hawk Down, etc), this one is more Tarantino (Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, etc). Aditya is the only director on Earth who has managed to effectively strike this impossible balance and create films that are meaningful and immensely entertaining.
The opening sequence is the most gut-wrenching ever in Indian cinema.. and every scene that follows, builds satisfyingly to the climax. This time there are a few shocking twists and turns that keep you guessing.
Every character showcased in the first movie, has now been developed to the max, to the level that only a webseries with over 10 seasons can achieve. The dialogue is taut, perfect editing, camera work is impeccable and the VFX is invisible. The music by Shaswat Sachdev is just insanely unique and spectacular. As a composer myself, there is a lot one can learn from him. Ranveer Singh delivered his best performance ever, and this film will catapult him to legend status.
All side-plots and themes introduced in the first installment are concluded here, and in the most gratifying way. There are pockets in this film that feel like a blow to the gut, and there are scenes which feel as jubiliant, as the celebration of a cricket world-cup final victory.
Aditya Dhar is without any doubt, the finest director in India. A masterful director who has the best understanding of the rules of cinema, and effectively breaks each and every one of them. A director obcessed with perfection and delivering an experience that is cerebral, fun, entertaining, introspective and satisfying to the highest degree imaginable.
Watch Dhurandhar: The Revenge in the largest screen you can find. Like the last film, I am certain that this time too there will be the few who will deliberately try and maliciously destroy this film. Will NOT work. This film is on its way to become one of the greatest ever, and certainly the most successful, with no doubt in my mind.
@DhurandharFans @AdityaRajKaul@yamigautam@shashwatology@RanveerOfficial@jiostudios@JioHotstar@spotifyindia@LokeshDharB62
Post #Dhurandhar2, no one will dare to make films in the spy genre. Films that are already completed should either not be released or be quietly sold to OTT platforms.
This is among the GREATEST FILMS ever made in Indian cinema and will join the league of #Sholay, #MughalEAzam, #DDLJ, #Baahubali, and #HumAapkeHaiKaun, among others.
Director Aditya Dhar will be counted among the GREATEST DIRECTORS ever in our industry.
I have said all these words with responsibility.
@AdityaDharFilms
This morning at 2:30 a.m., he was still working giving everything to the film till the very last moment. That kind of dedication is rare, and honestly, it’s inspiring.
I won’t say much because I’ve already seen the film twice… but trust me, this is going to shake everything. Every record, every expectation.This man is a genius. Truly.
I’m just really happy, grateful, and proud… proud of him, proud proud ❤️🧿 #Dhurandhar2
Just watched Dhurandhar 2 & all I wanna say is “Revenge ho toh Dhurandhar jaisa ho warna na ho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”
Direction, Acting, music, editing, story, casting & every other department is MINDBLOWING 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟The first thing mom said after watching the movie was that she wanted to see it again in the Theater with her friends & I feel exactly the same.
@AdityaDharFilms you have turned me into a fan girl & I love it. Thank you 🙏 for this incredibly immersive experience. Your skill, your talent and most of all your heart is in the right place. @RanveerOfficial You have my heart. What a stunning performance. What range, what depth, what sincerity ❤️I still need to process everything before I can articulate my thoughts.@ActorMadhavan you know how I felt about your flawless performance earlier & to be honest that goes for the entire cast. @bolbedibol what timing, @duttsanjay what swag, so much sweetness & sincerity Sara Arjun & last but not the least @rampalarjun you have hit it out of the park again.
A very special mention of @shashwatology for taking this film to another level with the music.
@CastingChhabra how do u do this every time?
If I forgot anyone I’m sorry I’m so excited.
Finally I wanna say #JaiHind 🇮🇳to every unknown man & woman out there.
Don’t miss this folks !
#Ting
Just Watched #Dhurandhar2 Patriotism with swag 🇮🇳
A film that will make every patriot proud 🇮🇳 Many clap-trapping moments 👏🏽
BLAST! 💥
Congratulations to the entire team. Fine performances by @ActorMadhavan garu & all actors . Technical brilliance .
So proud to have a brilliant and a versatile actor like my brother @RanveerOfficial in our country . RVS on fire 🔥
@AdityaDharFilms garu hit the ball out of the park. So happy to have brilliant filmmakers like him in our country .
Show Rocker 🚀
An Indian story… International swag ! Jai Hind 🇮🇳
After last nights watch of #Dhurandhar2 in terms of it’s sheer cumulative impact in every which way , whether on it’s expected collections , audience euphoria , social influences , cinematic grammar breaking , and above all the psychological audio visual impact , it will be a SHOLAY x 100 level magnificence and is bound to make all the greatest films made so far starting from MUGHAL E AZAM. onwards look like TV SERIALS
This is the BIRTH of a NEW CINEMATIC ORDER
and the ruthless extinction of everything that that ever existed https://t.co/GH4cUJJx9o the previous WORLD of CINEMA
The very spelling of the word DIRECTOR will start from @adityadharfilms name , and it will be prudent and wise for even STEVEN SPIELBERG and CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to drop everything they are doing, and catch #Dhurandhar2 FIRST DAY FiRST SHOW
Deeply saddened by the tragic loss of Tarun Kumar in Uttam Nagar. It’s heartbreaking that something as small as a child throwing a water balloon during Holi could escalate into such violence. Humanity should never fall to this level. Prayers for his family and hope the culprits face the strictest punishment.
Last Sunday at Gorakhpur airport.
My sister had a spelling mistake on her boarding pass. Just the last letter of her name.
Security stopped her. Sent us to the counter. Counter said call Akasa support.
We called. AI agent picks up.
We said the PNR like 5–6 times. AI couldn’t recognise it. Not even once.
We’re standing at the airport, stressed, flight’s approaching and this bot is just not getting it.
We gave up. Went back. Shouted at the staff. They fixed it in 30–40 mins manually.
And I just stood there thinking.
Bro who thought deploying an AI agent for customer support was a good idea?
The person calling support is already having a bad day. They’re not calling to chat. They’re calling because something went wrong.
That’s the worst time to make them repeat a PNR to a bot 6 times.
Some problems just need a human on the other side.
AI is powerful. But knowing where not to use it is the real skill.
Founders take note.
England went back because there is no airspace disruption between India and Europe.
West Indies couldn’t do it because, first, there are NO direct flights between India and the West Indies. Their journey usually involves multiple connections, mostly through the Gulf, which has airspace restrictions now. Their original tickets were for this route. So they couldn't go.
Now you’ll say, why not through Europe? Here’s why: first, very few flights go from India to the West Indies via Europe. Second, switching to Europe at the last minute isn’t trivial because transit visa requirements can apply for some players. Third, you need 30–40 seats together for players, staff, and equipment. Flights from Europe to Caribbean islands are limited and are already full.
So no, this isn’t about “different rules.” It’s about geography, aviation logistics, and international travel constraints, things that should be obvious before shouting about imaginary double standards.
You should be taken to the Square in Tehran and handed over to the women of Iran who buried their sons, brothers, husbands, daughters, sisters. Some are still trying to bribe the remaining IRGC for the remains of their beloved ones who were killed on the orders of this scum you mourn.
The Iranian women would give you the Persian version of the chappals, something they made into a national sport of Iran when pushing the turbans from the mad mullahs on the streets of Iran.
You'd get the treatment that you deserve because you dare to be you in India's secular liberal democracy. You wouldn't dare to say this in Tehran today. The same way that your Pakistani sister Bushra Shaikh has crawled back into her hole in the UK.