Jaime

U of G... Unprofessional film critic, unpublished author, unemployed businessman

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Always put more chicken nuggets in the oven than I think I can eat because I don't want to look back and think "what if?"

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

I am also tweeting

[Eric Rowe @ericrowe12]

Im tweeting

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Can’t fall asleep cause my sheets are too comfy...

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

When your mom thinks you’re an alcoholic 👌🏼👌🏼💯💯

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

It was a good year, but not as good as next year... that's right fuckers, twice as much drugs, twice as much partying, twice as much Netflix

[Starcutter 🇨🇦 @Starcutter]

im having a panic attack why is college like this

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

At gym:
*does push-ups
George Michael comes on shuffle
*does slow seductive push-ups

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

For the first time in a long time I'm finally happy... because I made an amazing breakfast wrap and I'm excited to eat another one tomorrow

[Jordan Schor @JordanSchor]

Ugh

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Outer space is only an hour away, if you could drive your car straight into the sky at 60 MPH.

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Does it count as a nap if you get out of bed in the morning and then immediately get back into it for 2 hours?

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Probably one of the worst weekends of my life 👌🏼 #thanksalcohol

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

@jaime_thatguy when you're so drunk you make a tweet saying wow

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Wow

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Checking my bank account after this weekend like

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Love me some twitter beef

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

@strouderi thank you lol it was a blast

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

I hate it when I yawn while trying to sleep like fuck you yawn I'm already in bed what more do you want from me??

[Jaime @jaime_thatguy]

Got booted out of the club by being shoved in a fight I had no idea was going on #litaf