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Graphic designer, wife, mum, football lover and perfectionist with a love of cake and all things retro!

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@fesshole My husband replies “thanks” when I tell him I love him but it is our private joke

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@ClarksonsFarm1 You did good

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@fesshole Oh no 😣

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I get that the point of last one laughing is to not laugh but equally they’re in there to try and make others laugh so it would’ve been a travesty if Sam had won. He made one person laugh the entire show and didn’t make for good entertainment. Best man won

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@DarkDefiNebula @fesshole I was named after 2 of my dads famous crushes, mum didn’t seem to mind as both my names are awesome #jaimesommers #anouskahemple

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@boots Sutton, worst customer service ever. I was (mis)sold ear drops, no spray attachment so unusable. Outside of return window so computer says no. Security smirking and kissing his teeth at me. No manager on a weekend. Mind boggles.

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@MyRockingKidsUK still waiting for any correspondence or my order. Can I have an update please. order: SH872133

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@myrockingkidsuk hi there, still waiting on an order made 9 September and also a reply to my email sent over a week ago. Please advise. Order: #SH872133

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@north_oli @fesshole Nice sentiment but of course some men can make some hard times

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@bookingcom He has contacted you and just been knocked back at every turn. Naively when he received the invoice with someone else’s name on he assumed he’d get a refund but no 😳

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@bookingcom @NatWest_Help so husband had a payment taken from account for a hotel he didn’t book nor stayed in yet neither of you will get him his money back. How is this not fraud? Theft? Even the invoice was to a different person #nohesnothavinganaffair #hewasathomethatnight

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@ODEONHelp Thanks for replying, I’ve hopefully managed to sort this this morning via phone

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@ODEONHelp took kids to Epsom, film wasn’t able to be played so wasted journey. Offered alternative date and was offered tomorrow which kids can’t do. I’ve tried using online chat (useless), tried calling & can’t get through, emailed no response & need to amend. Please advise

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@LondonFire thank you so much to London Bridge firefighters for coming out to a trapped pigeon. Tbh I thought my plea would be laughed at but so happy that it wasn’t. You’re an amazing bunch of people

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Ffs score 5 goals and still get last billing on @BBCMOTD @CPFC

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@ShanghaiHannah I think Ben has proved why he should be in finals week

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@heatherjancos @GBMofficial @BBCTwo I’m guessing Ajay had a word with himself after the heats

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@Metbot65 @GBMofficial @BBCTwo Because he didn’t win it’s unfair? They just preferred other dishes, he hasn’t been overlooked at all

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#Glasgow2024 #worldathletics bloody autocorrect

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#laoty this is hands down my TV fave but this years standard is so below par and I can’t help but blame the judges selections. There have been amazing artists that have fallen by the wayside this series. Starting to think it may just be me now