Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
“I don’t even know why you Americans are so angry all the time. You guys have Texas Roadhouse in your country. You should just be walkin around wantin to hug everybody”
Europeans cannot comprehend wanting to live forever on a boat out in the sea
Or build a happy home, a home for you and me
Or touch the silver lining we'll be shining everywhere
Or live forever I don't care @SickosCommittee