jaimee dowker

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

just saw the hottest guy at the diabetes clinic...and hes a patient #marryme

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

Ill make your legs shake you make me go crazy

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

beyond chillen right now #cantruinmymooood

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

Last two weeks of school < death

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

@dylan_boyer i feeeel ya

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

The thought of eating grapes after brushing my teeth freaks me out

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

#TodayisNationalHugYourCatDay i want a cat

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

#MyNameWasSupposedToBe taylor...

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

I wasnt supposed to fall this hard for you #ohnonono

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

SAY IT AINT SO, I WILL NOT GO.. TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME #nananananananananana

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

Fuck right the fuck off #dontcorrectme

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

@courttcowal dont know ya but dont let this twitter bs get to you, think of how embarassed theyll be looking back on this when theyre older

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

seeing a whole new level of immaturity right now #holy #twittermadness

[Ted @TedParody]

Who invented tickling? The first time must had been awkward."Why are you weirdly moving your hands on me?" "Just trust me."

[Ted @TedParody]

That urge you get to write, "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Ted @TedParody]

If shes drunk enough to throw up on my car, shes drunk enough to get hit in the face and not remember.

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

No more cheese buns? Food basics get your shit together

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

I love tea

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

Shut the fuck up or ill punch you for real #annoyed

[jaimee dowker @jaimeedowker]

so hungover, work might kill me