tio jaime✨

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@jaimehasarrived

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

If you don't believe in magic,
how do you explain this?

[mariana @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy

[໊ @sonohoor]

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i’m upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capybara making a delicious pizza

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[tio jaime✨ @jaimehasarrived]

@HaleyOLoughlin Not my fault there’s isn’t as good as mine

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I always see pictures of other people’s Thanksgivings and get so thankful for my own

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[? @sasitwas]

whoever said his face is like a tupperware box after storing spaghetti in it has never left my mind

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Sheldon

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My new favorite hobby is picturing babies with what I consider an adult name. Imagine a baby named Alan, Larry, or Walter

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Donna

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Marvin

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

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Hearing a lot of “Allie Mueting” from the announcers when it should Al Pal, Trash Troll, or Puke and rAllie!

[tio jaime✨ @jaimehasarrived]

Getting to watch my friend play professional ultimate live online is so freaking cool. GO @puke_n_rallie!!

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[tio jaime✨ @jaimehasarrived]

I’m seeing Billie in November and I now feel like I have a reason to live again

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

[tio jaime✨ @jaimehasarrived]

I don’t have any music festivals planned for this year and I feel empty inside