“Listen to your body.”
My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
What if a 13-year-old orphan gets a pair of Michael Jordan’s old shoes at a thrift store? What if the shoes get struck by lightning and imbued with magical properties? Will he play in the NBA? How elite would he be? Will he eventually get adopted by his teammate Morris Chestnut?