Jaime 🤠

Hello! My name is Jaime (🔊=hi-may) I like deadpan humor 😐😆, satire 🎭, & videogames 🎮

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

@buttmonter So fuckin real

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

I loved posting on Snapchat DOWN but now everyone thinks they’re too good for Snapchat. Instagram feels way too public to post a story. I’ll try posting more on CF but even that feels a bit unhinged.

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

I miss documenting my life on the internet more… I’m going to try tweeting my thoughts again. TBH these days I use IG notes as tweets but the characters are so limited!

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

@yanderericandre Wait when are you taking me to Paddy’s? 👀

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

@yanderericandre Wait REAL!! I’ve been on a strict fiber regime after a hemmy situation last year and wow idk how I used to live without it

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I can’t wait for us as a society to move on from using the word slop. I just know everyone will recoil at slop the way we recoil at hecking doggo or shooketh.

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

Why do Nintendo music playlists love putting menu music on them? Did all these bitches spend their childhood on the eShop menu??

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

It’s taking everything in me to not yell “omgggg WHO CARESSSSS” at all these meetings I’m having on Christmas week 🫩

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

We as a society don’t speak about how Shakespearian the lyric “before you came into my life I missed you so bad” is. Like, there’s levels to it!! Carly Slay Jepsen has not been topped!

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

Kreayshawn was actually dismantling capitalism and critiquing hyper-consumerism when she made fun of the girl working at Arby’s 🙂‍↕️

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@yanderericandre Sabrina was also in my top 5! Busy Woman has been my go-to karaoke song lately lol

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

Oomf almost ran over someone by mistake and she tried blaming the layout of the store’s parking. Not the fact that she wasn’t wearing her glasses.

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

Haven’t recovered since I found out I walk 0.7-1.2 miles daily just walking around my house

[Brett Erlich ⬆️ @bretterlich]

You know how they put calorie counts and warning labels on things? They should also list CEO compensation packages, profit statements, and how their price hikes have outpaced inflation.

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

She need that bad

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

I’m usually SO talkative irl, but for some reason I turn into this queen whenever I’m in a twitch stream or a discord

[Jaime 🤠 @jaimethinks94]

Watched the season finale of The Comeback again and it made me cry for the third time. PEAK cinema if you ask me. Excited for season 3!