stuti jain

Tekniikka ja kunto enthusiastaa Kaikki Minä kirjoitan Twitterissä on tyhmä ja loistava. (Note dis is Finlandish. To know what it says simply translate!)

[Reclaim Chennai streets @reclaimchennai]

Pedestrians should start standing up for our rights and be firm. Carry pepper spray for the times motorists get agitated.

Don't be shy to call 112 and report to your city traffic authority on social media.

It takes a thorn to remove a thorn.

[vir sanghvi @virsanghvi]

People keep complaining about @IndiGo6E ground handling so here’s my experience today at Khajuraho airport.
Three check in counters open & manned but two refuse to accept passengers. Every one is directed to one counter manned by a trainee.
As I am checking in I ask the counter supervisor why the other counters won’t accept passengers.
“They are only for fast forward.”
Me: I thought there was no fast forward any longer!
“It’s not on the site but we do have it”
Me: What do you get in fast forward?
“You get priority baggage handling and priority boarding.”
Me: If I had known I would have taken it.
“You can still take it.”
I hand over my credit card. He swipes it. As the luggage is being tagged I notice there is. no Fast Forward tag and ask about it.
“ We stopped doing priority baggage handling for Fast Forward. It only gives you priority check in. “
But I had already checked in. I wouldn’t have taken it if you
hadn’t told me about priority baggage handling .
“I never said priority baggage handling.”
Yes you did . I heard you.
“Okay at least you can
board any time you like.”
I ask for the manager. The supervisor insists he never said anything about baggage handling.
Manager: “I will not accept that my staff are lying.”
But you think I am lying?
He shrugs.
The sum of money is small &
the issue is minor. But given how much we have heard about the culture of lying in @indigo , firing one gora scapegoat may not be enough.
The rot has infected the culture

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@flipkartsupport Dude did u guys miss the morning memo or one needs to spam their concern https://t.co/W9W6FslQQZ , you guys are messing big time and duping customers #flipkartscam #flipkartfails @flipkartsupport @Flipkartminutes

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@Flipkart @Flipkartminutes goofing with customers big time , take a look at their birthday surprise https://t.co/W9W6FslQQZ . They say the MRP is 100 but they are just dumping stale low cost items on customers @jaagograhakjago @jagograhakjago #scam

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@flipkartsupport Shared the details now a awaiting your response #flipkartscam #flipkartbirthday @Flipkartminutes

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

#airindiaexpress meaningful connection this Rakhi. This was a pleasurable surprise on board. Happy Rakhi to you too #AirIndiaExpress @AirIndiaX #celebration #Rakhi2025 #rakhabandhan #RakhiCelebration

[Nisha Anandani @AnandaniNisha]

Things that one should be grateful for :
1) Both parents are alive
2) A loving family
3) One's own house
4) Food on your plate
5) No loans
6) Having a job
7) Healthy body/No diseases

Life is unpredictable, but if you have the above mentioned, thank God. You're lucky!
Not everyone is lucky to have all this.

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare My patience is wearing off each day , for a prime location in the capital city if this is the kind of service then what about non metro cities? Nobody has reached out and still no service @JioCare , just to let u know I am not living in a village where it takes ages to reach

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare it’s been almost 15 days since the fiber network got disrupted at my place despite repeated service requests absolutely no one is attending. Care to take a look or have u taken customers for granted. @TRAI @DoT_India

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare - Why is the service kot provided for past 1 month, I need the answer to that?
- U guys assign ticket to air fiber technician who closes as he is not supposed to work on this?
Answer these questions , do not share random ticket update with me which has no resolve @jagograhakjago

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare I think it’s unknown to you let me enlighten you ,
- your engineers do not pick the call. The app crashes on mobile data.
- After 2 days the ticket is automatically closed as resolved.
Please check the status of my prev 10 tickets which have been closed without resolution .

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare I have corresponded on DMs , emailed to the appellant of my jurisdiction. This is no longer a request for service but a request for refund as you have not been able to provide service for a month now, kindly redeem for no service provided from jiofiber @jagograhakjago #jiofiber

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare When did I say I want to reschedule it , I am questioning the negligence of your team from past 1 month , with immediate effect refund my amount for inability to provide service @DoT_India

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare And still you demand patience @JioCare @reliancejio @DoT_India @jagograhakjago 45 days and counting

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare care to explain I reached out to u on 30th may. Today is 11th june still no service has been provided, with immediate effect refund all amount for which service is not given as u don’t take customer grievance seriously @DoT_India @jagograhakjago pls help & take action

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare @jaagograhakjago @JioCare it’s been 45 days that there is no internet supply , i demand refund of my subscription or either provide the service & extend validity. @DoT_India there is no email or person to whom we can reach out for concerns at jio. Pls take action now #jiofiber

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare @DoT_India if the service is disrupted for good 20 days even after payment is done on a prepaid basis , how can customers request cancellation of license of such service providers who are malpracticing @jagograhakjago #jio #jiofiber

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare Can u tell me definition of asap @JioCare . Look at the status u r showing on tickets despite escalation. 24hrs even after public call out no resolution @TRAI request you to advice how to take action against jio who has turned deaf and not providing services after taking money

[stuti jain @jainstuti]

@JioCare Any update guys , if we don’t pay upfront u guys don’t take a minute to disconnect, even after 15 days u r asking me to bear patience @JioCare @TRAI and no one has reached out yet