jaisa 💞🌈

made of paint, pasta, and lava lamps

[chrome @mirthpilled]

George: "Jerry! You're not gonna believe this! Y'know that leftist girl with the big glasses who had me Venmo her $300 for rent money? She called it 'mutual aid'?"

Jerry: "I still can't believe that.. You won't even spot me 5 bucks for a sandwich.."

George: "This was different! She had that 'The system is crushing me' thing going on. I figured she'd be grateful.. she'd see I'm evolved. And *chokes back tears* she.. I just heard she killed herself!"

Jerry: "Oh my God."

George: "Oh my God is right! I'm out 300 bucks!"

Jerry: "George.. The woman is dead. That money was a gift. You're seriously worried about that at a time like this?"

George: "It wasn't a gift; it was an investment! An investment in her continued existence. And she defaulted! She took the ultimate exit strategy and left me holding the bag!"

[conor @conor_brn]

If anybody feels like helping me out on my new and very important idea then please feel free to do so

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember being in 3rd grade, playing Frasier at recess, and there was always that one kid who’d yell “I call being Eddie!” before you even got started

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

THE KING HAS DIED

[Variety @Variety]

James Burrows, the co-creator of "Cheers" who reigned as television’s preeminent sitcom director for more than 30 years, died on Friday. He was 85. https://t.co/drWXrDuZlE

[Animal Crossing World 🏝️ @ACWorldBlog]

16 years ago today, Nintendo gave us our first look at Animal Crossing: New Leaf during E3 2010! Hopefully the next game's tease isn't far away! 🙏

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

desperate to become friends with the engaged gays that moved in above my unit. it’s bad

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

love a movie where eccentric divas break down in chudsville

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

seeing CIB prices for soulsilver big box w pokewalker and sweating (should i sell) (averaging $430)

[t ♡ @crazymandance]

would love to know the number of people who have interacted with this who are aware that this is a photo george michael posted on grindr in 2010

[Lupercuck Fatale @Trans_Lykeia]

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

people are scared to acknowledge he used to possess far more vaguely nonbinary swag than Bowie simply because he did so while balding…But a real one can recognize that balding is #PartOfIt

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

I HAD THIS MAGAZINE IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YEARS

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Early Promotional illustrations for Pokémon Gold and Silver, issue of Beckett Pokémon Collector

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

yea that’s about right

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

No I swear I’m mentally stable (I’m going to become a crt influencer)

[The Tax Collector Man @coolgoblinzone]

guy who’s been trapped in the Simpsons Rumpus Room for twenty five years like Dale Cooper in the Black Lodge

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

@GayMeowth

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

EDITED BC I FORGOT REFLECTIONS WERE A THING you’re welcome to all who saw me in my undies

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

@GayMeowth will look into ff but I will not play cool spot! Thanks!

[jaisa 💞🌈 @jaisa0]

@GayMeowth picture the hottest woman on earth. Giant tits. Skinny. Body of a goddess. snoopy boxers