Jaison Green

iOS coder, Enterprise developer, Design aesthete, UX evangelist, and prototype human being.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

For context on Manafort’s 47 months in prison, my client yesterday was offered 36-72 months in prison for stealing $100 worth of quarters from a residential laundry room.

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

I keep #procrastination articles open in my browser for weeks before eventually reading them and realizing how obvious they are. #confessions

[Fearce Vill @FearceOfDymeDef]

My new rap name is “EMO-G”

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@MrPopcornBag Damn, looking really good!

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

FFS https://t.co/igcQHqwrcp

[Stefan Marolachakis @stefanmymind]

Aaaaaand here's your photo of Trump looking straight at the eclipse

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@the_gisenberg It's two different kinds of natural. One is pronounced with an English accent.

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

These levitating balls could change medicine forever

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@ShaunKing @SarahKSilverman This kind of behavior reaches down into my soul and rips something out.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

it's too soon for pumpkin-spice anything.

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@the_gisenberg Yes

[Amarnath Amarasingam @AmarAmarasingam]

Holy smokes. Australian journalist provides one of the most brutal takedowns of Trump I've heard in a while. 👏🏽

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@damienguard Windows.. 10.. Mail? There's you're problem.

[Bethesda Big Train @GoBigTrain]

MATTY GREEN! Sends one back to California! Big Train lead 5-4! #ChooChoo

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Republicans are trying to take health care away from 23 million people in secret – and @ChrisMurphyCT is furious

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

Working hard all day 'ery day! https://t.co/FoaIPcyx5n

[Bethesda Big Train @GoBigTrain]

.@bportnoy15 doin' work

[WCC Network @TheWCCNetwork]

It's always entertaining when @SMGaelsBaseball's @mfonteno4 is on the mic!

Watch the 3rd base coach in action during Thursday's game ⬇️

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

@kassy4 Select All. Delete. That's the only real way to make sure they won't come back.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

30,000+ people are killed each year by cars. Prioritize your fear, America.

[Jaison Green @JaisonGreen]

So @redrobinburgers Logan is coming out in a week. Can we get the Berserker burger back already? #drool