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[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Of course the Companion I remain most jealous of is Sa’ad Mu’adh. It’s envy actually. I want what he had. I want The Throne to react to my death the way It did his. I want the Angels to celebrate my death too. I want Allah to anticipate and prepare for my arrival to Him too

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

I always say the luckiest Sahabas are Khalid, Safwan, Amr, Ikrimah, Abu Sufyan, and the rest. Allah wanted these guys so bad He took out their parents, gave them a win, let them kill many of His friends, and then just forced them to His Way, made most of them die for Him 🤣

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Don’t even get me started on Al Walid, whose kid did the most to spread Islam and won so many wars for Allah. Negl Allah did these guys so dirty 😭 used Badr to wipe them all out, gave their kids victory at Uhud against the Muslims, then just gave the kids heaven 😭😭

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Something I think about a lot is how gagged Utbatu Rabee’ah would be to find out his grandkid married the Prophet SAW and will be living with the family in the 7th heaven. Or when Abu Jahl finds out Ikrimah died fighting for Allah so he’s in heaven now 😭😭😭😭

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Something I think about a lot is how gagged Utbatu Rabee’ah would be to find out his grandkid married the Prophet SAW and will be living with the family in the 7th heaven. Or when Abu Jahl finds out Ikrimah died fighting for Allah so he’s in heaven now 😭😭😭😭

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

What?

[LIV @rn_livi]

After lizards, fear men

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

This was Allah watching me say as a 15yo “Wallahi I will never ever come back to America again. I will never ever live here again.”:

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Allah is ridiculously funny for taking a look at who I am and going “Hmm, yeah let’s send her a husband that will have her living in Brooklyn New York.”
My life has to be a situation comedy!

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

I am so sexually attracted to @kaitlancollins. Please please please give me a chance, I’ll do anything

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

It is now officially too late for humanity to do anything about Sam Altman. The enemies of Jesus keep winning, it’s unnerving 💔

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Lmfaooo God Elon is so fat and lame and pathetic and stupid, it’s genuinely an honor to witness his existence

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Elon Musk: "I'm very good at predicting the future. My batting average is very high for a human. I can see into the future with a higher probability of success than most people. People don't realize what I'm saying will come to pass. History will write the verdict. Very little of what I have said is inaccurate."

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Starting to? Just now? 😭

[Óscar Puente @oscar_puente_]

Pues empieza a estar todo bastante claro.

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

The average Nigerian man will proudly tell and show you classism the kind you’ve never seen before. And then later you find out his net worth is 2 million nairas and he brags about fake friendships with children of rich men as though you know the mfs 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

The average Nigerian will casually tell you a chilling story of how cruel he was to his fellow citizen, then in the same breath complain about how cruel the government is to everyone 🤣

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

The average Nigerian will casually tell you a chilling story of how cruel he was to his fellow citizen, then in the same breath complain about how cruel the government is to everyone 🤣

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

I have a lot of respect for Ken Griffin. I really do. He is the coldest, cruelest person alive. There is no one and nothing he cannot defeat. It continues to make perfect sense why I wanted to be him when I wad a child

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Man I fucking loooove Judaism. I can’t wait for Rosh Hashanah, and Yom Kippur, aaand especially Hanukkah. Wonder how I’ll decide to celebrate each this year. Beyond excited to find out!!

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Apple earnings quite literally blew my mind. Amazon’s did not. Strategy remains a horrendous disappointment, and I have absolutely no feelings or opinions on Coinbase. We had fun in the call event though, didn’t we @brian_armstrong? I’m obsessed with you @tim_cook!

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

Fox interviewing Netanyahu inside the White House is something I genuinely will never get over, no matter how many times it happens

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

My cousin, who went to Streamer University, is more trusted than me, who did not do that

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

I’ve got no clue what Sam Altman could be doing today, but I am 100% certain it is not anything good

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

If your God is telling you he will reward you for believing in him by letting you feast on the flesh of your enemies on the day of judgement, then maybe your God needs therapy. And jail. The fuck is his problem? Who raised this guy???

[Jai @jaiwhateverr]

I genuinely have no feelings or thoughts concerning Apple beating Nvidia today