𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧

Making people angry whether I mean to or not. | MMO player by night, wage slave by day

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@JorufortKoleana @Neasper No shade to Pandaren, in fact I really like them, but the Pandaren getting one of, if not the best heritage questline is really funny to me, given how Blizz and the overall playerbase treats them.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@sivhades Nagas and ogres are honestly the only 2 races that should’ve been added long ago, especially given Metzen himself wanted nagas in Vanilla, but were scrapped due to technical limitations. And ogres were the original Horde choice for Cataclysm, but ultimately lost to goblins.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@Wowhead Ignoring the $30 price tag, which is still fucking insane just for a “new” race, the fact this race is just a reskinned Blood Elf, and not something actually featured in Warcraft 3 like Nagas and Ogres which people have been asking for, for a very long time, is utterly ridiculous

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

I need this horse

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@Liangyyu If they’re not an Au Ra, sure, but otherwise these are the exact names the ingame name generator comes up with for Raen clan Au Ra

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

The thing is by MMO standards, this is actually pretty high, it’s been a long while since I’ve checked on WoW, but in comparison, Mythic raids have only a single digit percentage of completion.

[Kate! @KateacIysm]

OH DEAR GOD THATS BAD

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

I’m a simple man. I see a bunny girl, my interest is piqued.

[SilverPalace @SilverPalace_EN]

Character Title Page
|| Gratia (Knight)

—— Her Majesty's Protégé ——

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"Routine training shall make the knights stronger... Thus spake Her Majesty the Queen!"
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A fiercely loyal knight and a brave (if foolish) follower.
She raises her sword and shield in the name of knightly honor and the Queen's grace.

Many dark secrets fester beneath the throne. Pray that the enlightened shall descend to deliver us unto salvation.

Silver Palace "Dichotomy" Beta Test is now open for sign-up!
Sign up here: https://t.co/4RAZz55Cp1

#SilverPalace #DichotomyBetaTest #Gratia

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@NeZky11 Alice, my beautiful bunny wife! Oh, and there’s a pigeon or something too.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@PerhapsNotAkemi Your average XIV players are some of the most insufferable, egotistical, and hive minded individuals who are in their late 20s to 30s still acting like high schoolers.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@M_Leonhart9 VIII in peak tier is all I need

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@CosmicCaek It’s been a long while, but I still vaguely remember a questline in Limsa with a Miqo’te dude and his Lala girlfriend, not to mention Gegeruju in Costa del Sol, who surrounds himself with sexy cat girls, and that one Hyur who’s infatuated with Momodi in Ul’dah, just to name a few

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@CosmicCaek While not my cup of tea, there are numerous instances in-game of Lalafells being treated just like any other adult, like Lalas wearing bunny suits at the Gold Saucer, and numerous quests with Lalas either being incredibly horny or the ones being lusted after

[GojiRaptor @GojiRaptor06]

Barbie and Godzilla working together to take down GTA 6:

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

How to tell if a Sony leak is fake: It has games people would actually want.

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

STATE OF PLAY show might have leaked, take this with a huge grain of salt!!

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

@tridoza That or Super Mario RPG

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

would most certainly not sit well, to say the least, with someone who never knew their own parents. Rant over, I hate Netflix DMC, Larpi Shitkar, and all the dumbasses that have spawned from this travesty of an adaptation.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

stg Netflix DMC brought out the biggest idiots I’ve ever seen. Nero has no reason to hold a grudge towards Dante, Vergil though, I can kinda see, but if anything Nero would just limit his interactions with his father, no need to just beat the shit out of him.

[Koko : Old Man Yaoi Expert✨️ @prayersnthots]

I hope he doesn't grant immediate grace to Dante and Vergil when they return. He deserves to be angry at them and dmc6 should show his gradual forgiveness and acceptance. The twins have to earn it, not be owed it just because they're family.

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 @jakahawk]

In his mind, keeping the truth from Nero as long as he could was the best way thing to do, cuz call me crazy, being told your father was a power obsessed man, who got innocents hurt in his pursuit of power only to fall and become a slave to a demon lord that Dante had to destroy,