Jaclyn Parenti

Firefighter/paramedic and Emergency Room RN 🤘🏼

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

Having a puppy is so frustrating. Worth it. But effing frustrating and hard.

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

As a new dog mom I am learning a lot, but I can’t believe the amount of unsolicited advice I get on how to raise my own pet. I don’t mind people giving me info on things I’m unsure of.. but goddamn get your own dog if you want to tell me what I can and cannot do with my pet

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/6FALcHtya2

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Be proud, you survived the days you thought you couldn’t.

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

THE BUTT

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

anyone else whisper “what the fuck” to themselves their entire shift or is it just me

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

For the first time in my life I can say I actually enjoy working out 🏋️‍♀️

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

still waiting for the moment when someone screams “is there a doctor on the plane!” and it’s only me (a nurse) but i can’t save their life because i don’t have a crash cart, a pharmacy, a lab, radiology, or a team of ACLS trained professionals to help.
(i bet a doctor could tho)

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

I swear, I know too many people I work with who are just not cut out for emergency medicine. 😵‍💫

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

god gives the sickest patients to the most hungover nurses

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

This show Dahmer is highly messed up

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

checking my septic patient’s temp after taking over for the traveling new grad

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

*joint commission walks in*

me: “well well well, if it isn’t the reason we’re not short staffed today”

[Jaclyn Parenti @Jakattack03]

I have broken my butt

[hourly tom delonge @hourlydelonge]

happy 30 years of blink-182!! ❤️🎉

[q @qglezzz]

funny men are the shit

[E @marribelortiz]

sweatpants and hoodies season, ima need you to hurry it up