Jack Usher

Don’t take everything so serious

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[K @iiamkrshn]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Which one is he?

[v! @Vullety]

On everything this should very clearly just be their logo permanently

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Edward Badgette @acrimonyand]

“Firefly”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the weather in the morning of field trips used to be like

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Atlanta is closer to Canada than Miami is to Atlanta. I have no point to make, I just thought you should know.

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

The Falcons picking up free agents

[Kassie @kassieepstein]

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

[Automatic @automaticnba]

Hawks are not only 31-31 in their last 62 games but also...

45-45 in their last 90,
67-67 in their 134,
174-174 in their 348,
210-210 in their last 420,
785-785 in their last 1,570,
1,940-1,940 in their last 3,880,
and
2,895-2,895 in their last 5,790

[Ethan Nicolle @AXECOP]

No matter how long or short your neck is, nobody ever puts a necktie at the top of their neck. There is no debate; this is dumb.

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

Since the Winter Olympics gets curling, it’s only fair that the Summer Olympics should get cornhole.

[Jamie @spacej_me]

A few months ago my 4yo got in the car after school and said “I’m the king of numbers” and I had kind of forgotten about it but today we were at a birthday party & one of the dads said “hey did you know all the kids in class calls your son the ‘king of numbers’ ?????????

[cookiebot @cookiebotmonstr]

Ring camera: We can help you find your dog!

[zach @zachglabman]

the drones going 70+ mph following the downhill skiers in the Olympics should be a wake up call to the people watching

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

When I spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect email and get no response but Epstein emails like "partty at my place tonite… haha. very fun. u shud come" and 3 presidents show up

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series.

Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects.

(Source: https://t.co/Ka6RvxmT3S)

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property