Jak Colledge

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“Brendan Rodgers is no longer Liverpool manager”

Henry to Carra:

[Tim Waddy @Waddy1]

Thankfully the Woman who collapsed on the Airport Luggage Carousel is slowly coming round.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Me: ‘Don’t make it obvious but there’s an incredibly fit girl at the bar’

My mate:

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Your toddler as soon as a disabled person gets on the bus

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[DP @dapul__90]

It’s their fucking house 🤣🤣🤣

[WG @will_gilbert_99]

Say his name properly

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

turkey got on a moncler

[L @desilimelite2]

Brian Brobbey

[Alby @AlbzSFC]

6 urinals in this pub, bloke stood at 2 and the guy who’s gone in in front of me has gone to 5. Been absolutely skewered

[AK BETS @AKBets]

If he’s playing Headers & Volleys he’s going in net and that’s the end of the discussion.

[mlk @Schnapperlol]

This is the equivalent of getting 30K likes on Twitter

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.

[Josh @ayooo2772]

Crazy Scenes as Andros Townsend gets ran over by a Roller!

Luckily he wasn’t badly hurt afterwards, could’ve ended soo much worse

Welcome to the Thai League

[Ahm @Kieronn_A]

Double of his dad

[Soph @sophidek]

Has to be between these two

[OJ @OJT899]

People need to learn to use self checkouts man

[Jak Colledge @jakcolledge6]

@lewish1997 @CazzaW Hardly outing him mate. Only said he feels for him

[pepper @CasaDupre]

We’ve got a year 10 refusing to train for Manchester United

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

“Surely that’s not his actual ki-ahhhh”