Jak Deschner

Road cyclist and runner. IT is great but people are greater!

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

My wife & I did but we’re quick enoug to gab it on iPlaee.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

From tonight, Quizzy Monday gets broken up and Only Connect moves to 7.30pm for six weeks. Please RT! I don't know why @BBCTwo does this sort of thing, but historically when we get moved around, half our audience end up missing it. Please help spread the word.

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

Hope so!

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@RevColz She then went on to say that literature wasn’t her strong point, clearlyUK geography isn’t either. So what is? Let’s see if we find out...

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Were you lying then or now?

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

And I wonder if the cries forGavin Williamson to go will be as loud as they were for John Swinney from opposition / Con back-benchers...?

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Watching #GavinWilliamson say “I will NOT follow Scotland and reverse Exam results” then watching him follow Scotland and reverse exam results - as Boris goes on holiday fills me with such confidence 🙄

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

Can we replace some of the residents with cabinet members pre -demolition ?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As it’s revealed care homes with Covid outbreaks could be bulldozed to contain the virus, Matt Hancock says that time permitting they might even try to get some of the residents out first.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As it’s revealed care homes with Covid outbreaks could be bulldozed to contain the virus, Matt Hancock says that time permitting they might even try to get some of the residents out first.

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@theSNP Is prefer to see tougher criteria applied to party leader selection procedures...

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@ChildOfAlba @BBCNews Making them ‘look dishonest’ if it looks like bullshit and smells like bullshit...

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

I'm team #GIF. How do you pronounce it?

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@darrengrimes I can’t imagine anything more dehumanising than being a Tory at present so you’re more than qualified to understand de-humanisation. Try having to feed your family from a food bank for a few weeks or planning a funeral with limited attendees for a close loved one...

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@JaneyGodley No, he still is...

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@tomsimonish @DanRather I’m out sure he’d even look at the pictures...

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

‘Cos you’d have to bepissed to consider listening to / voting for them ever again?

[Derek James #Ukraine #Palestine 💙 @derekjames150]

A brief word of advice: The pubs will be re-opening in the UK on Saturday July 4th. This will of course be the worst possible day to go to a pub. The Government know this, but they will be encouraging people to do so. Why?

[Pat Kane @thoughtland]

CHILD-POWERED SCHOOL BUSES IN HOLLAND, LOOK

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

#YouAreProvidingAgreatService

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Health Minister Helen Whately has said that student nurses “are not deemed to be providing a service”

So NHS students are hitting back today with the hashtag #IAmProvidingAService

Please RT if you’re right behind them, and post with the hashtag between 12-2 today

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@ThatTimWalker Selfservatives?

[Jak Deschner @jakdeschner]

@ScotRail Hyndland?