Jake

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Comedian Theo Von ends up in Qatar and is put on stage by President Trump to crack jokes for American troops at the Al Udeid Air Base.

"I feel like I'm guilty of something. I didn't know I was going to be here either. I promise you this is definitely court-ordered."

"They said, 'Dude, you want to go to the Middle East?' And I'm like, 'The Middle East of what? What do you even mean? You mean like Kentucky?'"

Lmao.

[Claudia Hartmann @cdesilva23]

The Cavs won the lotto immediately after LeBron left.
The Pelicans won the lotto immediately after the CP3 trade.
The Pelicans won the lotto again immediately after the AD trade.
The Mavs win it immediately after the Luka trade.

You can’t convince me it’s not rigged.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Me after watching Will Campbell highlights all morning

[𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨 🥶 @BigHuncho3722]

LETS GO WILL CAMPBELL 🦖

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

🚨 RFK just announced the latest autism rates in 8 year old children.🚨

1 in 36 have autism.

1 in 20 boys have autism.

1 in 12.5 boys in California have autism.

California has the strictest vaccination laws in the country. Make of that what you will.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Views of SpaceX's two Florida launch pads from space

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

🚨URGENT: PAUL AND CHRISTY AKEO BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN MEXICO🚨

STATEMENT from their daughter:

On March 4th, 2025, my stepdad and mom, Paul and Christy Akeo were imprisoned in Cancun, Mexico and are now being held without bail in a maximum-security Mexican prison. The last 21 days of being held captive is a direct result of my parents simply challenging wrongful credit card charges made by The Palace Company, aka Palace Resorts with American Express. American Express sided with my mom and Paul as a response to these wrongful charges. The last 21 days of torture my parents have been through is a direct response of The Palace Company’s corruption, extortion, retaliation and blackmail against our parents.

The Palace Company is demanding $250,000, the signing of an NDA that does not even guarantee their release, as well as a Facebook post made by our parents to be left up for 1 week claiming all responsibility and fault for the torture they have endured throughout the last 3 weeks. If that’s not enough, they also demanded a public apology from my mom and Paul to be made to The Palace Company. Absolutely sickening.

Despite what the completely false news articles posted in Mexico say, aiming to defame and slander our parents, we have all proof necessary to show these articles are written off of lies. With no mention of Palace Resorts at all in any article.

My mom and Paul are being denied medical attention, denied proper communication and publicly defamed. They have been held captive in prison for 21 days and despite asking numerous times to speak to Paul, we have yet to have ANY communication with him. My mom has lost 25 lbs. in 20 days due to inability to eat as the prison is serving her food they are aware she is allergic to. She also has a severe rash all over her body they refuse to treat. These are all concerns that have been brought up numerous times to the US Consulate over the last 3 weeks, yet they failed to have any sort of visit with my parents until 17 DAYS into their imprisonment. In other words, the US Consulate and the US Embassy have been nothing short of useless.

We have spent thousands upon thousands of dollars towards Mexican legal representation, but unfortunately that only goes so far when dealing with this level of corruption and extortion. We have also met prior demands given to us by The Palace Company and yet they have had no serious response to letting our parents free.

This includes forcing my brother and I to remove a private Facebook Group of 8,000 members who came together as a community to share grievances and receive advice on how to deal with the strong hold tactics and manipulation that Palace Resorts enforces. By forcing us to remove this group, which we did not own or create, they silenced thousands of Palace Resorts members who were simply sharing their truth of how awful and actually harmful it is to be a Palace Resort Member.

We have contacted numerous local and national government representation including but not limited to:
· US Embassy & US Consulate
· FBI, US Department of State & US Senate
· Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s Office
· US Senator Gary Peters & Senator Elissa Slotkin
· Michigan State Police
· NBC News & FOX News

‼️Please let it be known - Paul is a US Navy Chief Petty Officer and served our country for 21 years. The lack of action from our own government officials to help an innocent veteran who proudly served our country is UNACCEPTABLE‼️

PLEASE help us SPREAD THE WORD—SHARE THIS POST, TAG MEDIA OUTLETS AND TAG OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND REPRESENTATIVES!

If you know our parents at all, you know they are undeserving of this. My family is asking for EVERYONE to step in and PLEASE….HELP US GET THEM HOME.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

NEW: CBS looked into ICE Boston claims that illegal aliens charged w/ child rape in MA are repeatedly being released from jail w/ ridiculously low bail. They found that yes, they are, including the following in recent months:

- Guatemalan charged w/ 3 counts of aggravated child rape released on $7,500 bail. (ICE detainer ignored).

- Guatemalan charged w/ aggravated child rape, (victim age 9 or below) released on $7,500 bail. (ICE detainer ignored).

- Honduran charged w/ assault to rape &
masked armed robbery released on his own recognizance with $0 bail. (ICE detainer ignored)

- Worcester County had two illegal alien inmates charged w/ child rape who both received $500 bails.

- Another was charged w/ fentanyl trafficking and released on $4,000 bond before ICE could arrive.

https://t.co/zLSixHd3Ks

[Attorney General Pamela Bondi @AGPamBondi]

I’d like to extend my condolences to the good people of Boston. Mayor Wu’s actions are callous and an insult to law enforcement across America.

As a result of the Mayor's decision to side with public safety threats over law-abiding citizens, DOJ will have no choice but to increase efforts in the city of Boston. Criminals will be prosecuted, illegal aliens will be arrested, and justice will be served.

[brit @pashedmotatos]

“What if we bring silly little signs and don’t clap for a child with brain cancer”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The only flag being waved and the ONLY cheer by Democrats was for another country. They hate America.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

So it begins.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

LA fires have WAY TOO MANY “coincidences”

This guy nails it!! Must watch 🔥👇🏼

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

GIBSON: "I have three friends. All three of them had stage four cancer. All three of them don't have cancer right now at all."

ROGAN: "What did they take?"

GIBSON: "Ivermectin, Fenbendazole"

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

HOWIE: “They never said you won't get COVID”

RFK JR: “I saw a tape yesterday of them all saying it...Can I play it for you?”

HOWIE: “Wait wait wait…”

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

96-year-old World War II veteran Pete DuPré plays the national anthem on his harmonica.

The crowd goes absolutely silent.

This is America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

There have been 7 contracts in NHL history to hit $100M in total value. All 7 COMBINED still do not reach the contract that Juan Soto just signed.

Ovechkin, Draisaitl, Weber, Crosby, Kovalchuk, MacKinnon, McDavid combined - $753.2M

Soto - $765M