Jake

What does it all mean?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The IRS has audited every President annually for decades to ensure there was no corruption. Only one president found that to be a problem.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨LMFAO. The Secretary of War flew to Kentucky to campaign against THOMAS MASSIE, the one Republican who actually votes against your kids dying in another forever war.

And he seriously opens with this:

HEGSETH: "I have to say up front for the lawyers that I'm here in my personal capacity. As a private citizen."

Bro! You are the SECRETARY OF WAR. You did not wake up this morning and become Dave from accounting.

The regime is sending a cabinet official to take out the most anti-war and pro America guy in Congress and we are supposed to pretend it's a personal hobby?!

Massie lives rent free in their entire Epstein apparatus for a reason.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

same country thats throwing up data centers the size of manhattan that use enough electricity to power a european nation is telling you high speed rail simply isnt logistically possible

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The largest data center in the world is in Hohhot, China, and is 230 acres.

Utah just approved the building of a 40,000 acre data center.

That’s 62.5 square miles.

WTF are they ACTUALLY doing on that land?!

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

It should be a bigger story that Donald Trump inherited a completely recovered economy from the Biden administration and then proceeded to destroy it by inventing a series of financial crises out of thin air as a result of dementia-induced psychosis.

[k @alfkkifine]

Oklahoma finally banned child marriage.

But 36 lawmakers still voted against it.

If 36 people in positions of power can look at banning CHILD MARRIAGE and say “no,” that tells you everything you need to know about the kind of people holding power in this country.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

So we arrested the guy who owned the sex island
and we arrested the woman who brought the children to the sex island, but we haven't arrested the clients who paid for children on the sex island.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Just to build on this, since the original post was a little succinct: his ratings are at an all time low, his stupid ballroom can't get built, he's got egg on his face from Iran, and the press is more hostile to him than ever.

So of course he's going to go to this dinner and wouldn't you know it, there's a security breach that wouldn't have been an issue if only he had his ballroom for 400 million. And woe is the president, always being targeted for assassination by clownishly bad evil doers. Hope his other ear grows back like the first one.

Ok. None of that is suspicious at all.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Me gerrymandering: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me getting gerrymandered: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

[deb saslaw @butlikesrsly]

howard dean yelled a little too loud at the 2004 Iowa caucus and was deemed too unhinged to be president just thinking about that for no reason today

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

That girl up there telling the most incredible lies she can tell to defend this sick pedophile and she still bout to get fired. X_X

[CobaltFox @TkeeTennessee]

Remember a year ago … just one year … when we were told Doge would balance the budget and do away with income tax? $2k rebate checks? Cheaper fuel costs? Cheaper groceries? Energy costs cut in half and no new wars? Yeah, that didn’t age well.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

I am so confused.

How in the world did "the violent left" assemble 8 million people in over 3,000 locations across the country without a single incident of violence?

No one even assaulted a police officer

I was told the left were violent and hated America. What gives? 🤯

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You never really hear panicked stories about cops being exposed to fentanyl anymore. Almost like it was a completely fake crisis invented by law enforcement and perpetuated by the media while Biden was in office.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SEC Enforcement Director Margaret Ryan who resigned last week, reportedly fought with agency bosses after calling for investigation into Trump family's misconduct.

[lady florence oblong @mollywidstrom]

welp there's my answer. no one is going to be investigating the insider trading.