J A K E 🐍

it is oftentimes a lot

[zombie @marsfairyy]

i just went swimming in my mind

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

your coworkers are not real and they cannot hurt you

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[323 @Ggod323]

did you know you could unclench your brain as if it was a muscle

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Just handled a social situation poorly

[g @34rths]

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

[rose 🪽 @_phasespace]

70 degrees in chicago nothing bad has ever happened. winter wasn't real

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

Georgia teacher caught vaping THC at school blames ‘testing week anxiety,’ deputies say https://t.co/h72SnJ5lsr

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

to get beautifully drunk at a happy hour and walk home, this is a joy of life

[manuel @manwelllb_]

realizing I haven’t even met all of me yet

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[the lil faggot from dire straits money for nothing @eenuttings]

a bad job market will have you googling shit like "most walkable neighborhoods in omaha"