Jake Mitchell Miller

Seeking representation from Gatorade.

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

So they had inferred temperature taking guns this whole time? And I’ve just been sticking a thermometer up my ass for fun? Okay.

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

Jk jk never mind, my iPod was stuck on replay

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

Is anyone else’s shawty like a melody in your head? That you can’t keep out, and got you singing like na-na-na-na everyday?

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

I will also be opening a dispensary for dogs near by. (Must be 3+ or older).

Introducing ..

K-9-abis

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

I want to take this opportunity to talk about something important me, dogs mental health. I am starting a company devoted to creating a safe space for dogs to explore, discover, and nurture their cerebral and mental tendencies.

Introducing...

So you had a ruff day..

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

@Gatorade hey it’s been a while! How are you holding up in the pandy?

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

What would happen if you filled a balloon with laughter?

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

@NoahYaconelli It kinda looked like blonde pubes on my face. (By the way that’s what it looks like when I try and grow facial hair now)

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

I don’t have too many regrets..but one of them is for sure, attempting to grow a gotee during No-Shave November in the 10th grade.

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

I love how trump really doubled down on the whole “Keep America Great,” thing.
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I guess to be fair, we are still #1 in incarcerated citizens per capita, corona virus cases/deaths, deaths due to firearms, and defence spending. #westaywinning

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Wait...so you had to wait...for an egg McMuffin?

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

https://t.co/BCJFj1EoNE

[Jared Miller @Jared_Miller2]

Excited to announce that I will be continuing my academic and athletic career at Oakland University. Thank you to everyone at Lamar that has helped get me to where I am now.
@LamarCCBaseball @OaklandBASE

[Josh @JoshSandoval32]

This just breaks my heart to see our country so split and in peices.

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis https://t.co/IY0H1Lc77E

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

@NahkoBear Together we are as strong as a mountain.

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

I rarely learn something new, but every time I do, I say, “you learn something knew everything day.”

[Jake Mitchell Miller @jake5miller]

Can someone please help me get a pit bull.

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

Lightning McQueen fucked my wife