jake harkness

i tweet from shower

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@chesscom

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bitch i’m 2 phone baby keem @babykeem

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i love the president of el Salvador @nayibbukele

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i was just having a good time and mistaked these for something else

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probably the only person to not watch rick and morty

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@Maxjddjskc ong

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i have no followers that’s so weak i hope they like this shit @maxstadlmire

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@joerogan have logan paul on that shit would be so funny

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i asked @elonmusk to golf he said no, watched him on joe rogen i live joe

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new profile pic is to cold

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tweeting from the shower: baby’s become self aware at 2 and you just became more in touch with yourself

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#NewProfilePic

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someone should tell elon musk to retweet me

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@elonmusk wanna play golf?

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@omaha99498346 are you mentally ill like i’m concerned

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If a shower makes you clean, why do you have to clean a shower...

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A yawn is sleep screaming. #showerthoughts