JG

part-time tweeter, full-time ginger

[jynx @jynxbby]

i stand on my crashouts, i should have done more actually

[i. @Pacino13__]

New York City you listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!!!!

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

tiocfaidh ár lá, get the br*ts OUTTTT @KNEECAPCEOL

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Vaxxed?

[JG @jake8grant]

@trapezeze Yo

[dom🥷🏻 @Dwasntready]

@internetkendra employed with benefits

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@ITYSL There are no rules about swearing, but let’s do try to keep the questions and comments related to the ghost tour.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i hate it when people say "let's get rid of small talk, tell me about your hopes, your dreams, your failures, your greatest successes" however i do think you should be able to ask one person at every gathering "so what's your deal" and they should have to answer

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

you’d do well in nyc (derogatory)

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The Bear Season 2 should take place in Peabody, MA and be about North Shore style roast beef sandwiches (and should still star Massachusetts legend Ayo Edebiri).

[JG @jake8grant]

Anyone else infuriated by the inability to text in italics or am I the weirdo here?

[JG @jake8grant]

@Sethrogen Let us not forget when you were host of the Diecathalon on Ultra-Max

[JG @jake8grant]

This is a good tweet

[rachael burke @thatsso_rachael]

i miss improv team drama. "my crush is on girth wind and fire, but he's hooking up with someone from areola grande. but hey, as long as i avoid that guy from toast malone backstage at our show 'we kiss your parents', i'll be good."

[JG @jake8grant]

Is social media radicalizing your child?

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Nick “Downwind Sender” Konovalchik
Washington & Lee, Wrestling 2018-2021

[JG @jake8grant]

Don’t know what doja cat is but I think I’m into it

[JG @jake8grant]

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark & we’re wearing sunglasses

[Ailwhin @garbage_sprite]

My only gripe abt kids today is that no one under 25 seems to pirate media? Heard a 20 year old say they didnt want to pay money for a streaming service but didn't know how to watch a show otherwise. Wtf is wrong with kids???? You steal that shit!