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[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@Gavin_McInnes So when Obama had his homies over for dinner....

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

#passengers 7 out of 10

[Ask Under Armour @AskTeamUA]

@jakeDbancroft Yikes! Not at all what we expect to see. Shoot us a DM with your order information and email, we would be glad to assist!

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@UnderArmour have had these boot maybe two months. Mailman. All I do is walk. Labels work boot. Should have been labeled #puregarbage

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

How do I know #netflix is pure garbage? Simple they don't even have #airheads

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

Wish my #OCD would apply to something useful instead of the typical #videogames and #alcohol 🍻🎮

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

If I had a nickel every time I said "cat! I need you! Your all I got!" ... I'd have two cats. 🐱😳🐱

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

I petition all these petitions

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

When it's really foggy out is God vaping?

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

Still surprised no one was that dumb ass snapchat #dogface thing for Halloween

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

If you are gunna keep a snake in your back pocket don't be surprised when you get bit in the ass

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

Remember guys the early worm gets his face ripped off by the bird.

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

3 of the 8 visible appliances in this kitchen have clocks on them... Is that enough!?

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@Madeline95b #domeshot #yeahboyyy #skyrim

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

#PS4share

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Paige Spiranac's Golf Swing, Where Sexy Meets Butter https://t.co/CmwM3NA72d

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@mshowalter #stella

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@mshowalter "oh yeah!? Well this balloons about to kick your ass!"

[Survivorman Les Stroud @reallesstroud]

Coffee. Pooch. Good start to a Friday! ....L

[jake D bancroft @jakeDbancroft]

@rallman10 the first time is getting up in the morning. For some people it's a big deal man