thisisjakestwitr

no Little Caesars slander allowed

[thisisjakestwitr @jake__squid]

New pinned tweet wow

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

The only thing fair in life is a ball hit between first and third

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Lincoln Square @LincolnSquareHQ]

On October 6, 2025, Waukegan businesses and restaurants in Illinois began to post signs saying ICE/CBP do not have consent to enter, unless they have a judicial warrant.
The ICE/CBP posted signs for businesses and restaurants are being distributed by the Illinois Workers In Action org.
"MAGA Gestapo USICE is not welcome in Waukegan for engaging in domestic terrorist acts and violating the Constitutional rights of local civilians."
Source: Hispanic News Network U.S.A.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

On the subway heading to my 99th percentile job fantasizing about my life if I had a 99.9th percentile job

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

It's over

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

i would never ask chat GPT for music recommendations because i have friends. you're asking chat GPT for music recommendations? you sound like a friendless loser who wants to scorch the earth

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

How am I supposed to relax when there are things

[（¯﹃¯） @pursuepolo]

Just one more distraction you’ll be fine just one more Get distracted yessss

[tara @proletarat]

Boys’ favorite show is Sports. And there are always new episodes

[limz @limizms]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[Griffin Maxwell Brooks @GriffinMaxwellB]

At some point it starts to feel like mass psychosis

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

this Merriam-Webster W 😭😭😭

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i know you want to be tied down but my ikea headboard was only $45 so please don’t wiggle around too rough or it’ll snap and honestly i don’t have the money to replace it right now im kinda in the middle of a whole thing i hope you understand.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

walking around with a woman who’s hotter than u rules. everyone looks at u like ur a dog dragging a giant tree branch. like aww he’s having fun. but he definitely can’t take that home

[Alex Tomlinson 🦉 @hootalex]

Poster I made for the Great Midwest Crane Fest!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

spam texts getting too good yes i am down

[nick @cdlenthusiast]

muting playoff crowd noise just so you can hear ESPN’s shitass announcers is so disgusting lmfao