Jacob Black

Hotter than a Vampire.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

When you look like me, you just have to stand still to be accused of putting the moves on someone. Btw, my bagazillion ab muscles say "yo."

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

@JaneLVolturi you dislike vampires but you are 1? What's w/ you vamps & self loathing? Do you write emo poems, stalk girls, & angst like Ed?

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi Though she also said you made Ed shake around on the floor some which sounds like you could be my kind of girl... for a vamp

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi Bella told me about you. Said you were a "right bitch-face." That's a direct quote. Also said something about a bad dye job.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi Really? Because you already have the bitch thing down pretty well.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi By toned, I mean "pinched". I suggest more fiber in your diet.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi Well, except for your cheek bones. If your face got any more "toned" it could slice someone.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi You dont do LOTS of things like me such as get out much or work out. I can give you some exercise tips - get you toned & buff

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@r_hale had trouble eating turkey she prepared for Tgiving. When asked if it tasted bad she replied, "I don't know. It wouldn't sit still!"

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@JaneLVolturi you must be the Chucky doll come to life.Can't you vamps at least apply some self tanner every now & then? Healthy glow & all

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

Ya know - @ED_Cullen isn't the only one w/ interviews. Later Bella will be interviewing my abs, if you know what I'm sayin.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

http://twitpic.com/pi73e - I have unglamorous muscles too - although they are still GLORIOUS I must say.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

http://twitpic.com/pi73e - Inaccurate! My calves are like tree trunks! I have more than just glamor muscles, thank you

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

Oh look! This ride is apecifically for Edward! http://twitpic.com/nvk9z

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

.@ED_Cullen I think you're mishearing Bella. I'm SURE she's saying "Go away, Edward" not that she wants to go all the way. Yup, that's it.

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

. @cheesy_ss tell you what Bella doesn't listen to: @Ed_Cullens heartbeat. it's as cold & lifeless as Ed's personality. Scrapbook that, Ed!

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

@ED_Cullen Bella's hips don't lie! Did you get distracted by a stray eyelash on your nightly inventory & stalker duties and miss her new cd?

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

I sleep better knowing the cold ones can't procreate. But I can! There'll be LITTERS of little mes & little Bellas running around soon-ish!

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

@ED_Cullen It's Bella who can't stay away from me! Does it bother you when she listens to Shakira's "She Wolf" .... on repeat... daily??

[Jacob Black @jake_black]

What's @r_hale's idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.