jacob breakup

not gonna lie // in real life

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Una niña estaba llorando en el metro, y estos borrachos decidieron hacerla sonreír cantando Baby Shark

[Katerina Dimitratos @KDimitratos]

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

[lals @snoopyinfilm]

companion iris x obsession nikki yuri amd the ship name being compassion

[jacob breakup @jake_breaks_]

cleaning ur glasses really make stuff go from 1080p to 4k

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[gas station tweaker @ROCKINHOPPER]

ref DO SOMETHING

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[Benjamin Luk @benjaminluk]

This is Zach Cregger’s approach to first drafts as a screenwriter. It’s called “elfing”. He’s right. ✍🏼

[Bubbles 🫧 @stxfxni]

i wonder if hunter biden has ever heard of 140 dubstep

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn't I have a chew??

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[jacob breakup @jake_breaks_]

its fusilli jacob

[Dream World Revival Project @PDWRevival]

For the first time since January 14, 2014. You can now play Pokémon Dream World again, along with tuck in new Pokémon, receive items, and wake-up Pokémon!

Now enjoy this demonstration:)

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

evil doesn’t die, it reinvents itself

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[jacob breakup @jake_breaks_]

@HunterBiden @JoeyMannarino my man hunter stands on business

[NOVASTAR @N0VAST4R_]

I think about this video every day

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese