Jake

3x Rec Basektball Champion

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Do you want to be “the villain” or not bruh 😂

[🦈 @Patrickqueen_]

Honestly bruh y’all can stfu now. It’s not even that deep for us players until game week and y’all can’t understand the fact it wasn’t up to me. I gave y’all everything I had now when it’s time for me to do what I need y’all hurt bout everything I say. Go touch some grass and fill the void in y’all life. To ones still showing love even with the switch this not to y’all

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Harry Truman in 1945:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Japan will disappear if something doesn’t change

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Imagine getting the yips in the final round interview with bachelor boy and he dumps you

[Cabana Boy 🌴 @Alkibiades_]

My bachelor friend says he takes girls out on the 4th or 5th date to the park to toss a frisbee. He does this to gauge how naturally awkward or athletic she and claims it's a great indicator of genetic fitness. He won't date them if they are too awkward and can't learn quickly

[Troy Aikman @TroyAikman]

iCYMI: Talk to me when when he has 33% of my Super Bowl Titles

[Brie @briebrown]

Raise your hand if you were personally victimized by Section 108, Row 23, Seats 7-9 today

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Won’t be pulling this shit at The Bank

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of Tesla charging stations 1437 AD

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tiger Woods challenged @RiggsBarstool to a long drive competition, then broke out potentially the wildest move in golf history @ForePlayPod

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Thinking of the people who spent years and possibly risked their lives making it so the Epstein list would get released, and all that’s going to come out of it are Stephen Hawking memes. Tragic

[Football Perspective @fbgchase]

Lamar Jackson vs. Miami today has a perfect passer rating and 4 TDs and just 3 incompletions.

Last QB to have a perfect passer rating and more passing TDs than incompletions in a game: Lamar Jackson vs. CIN in 2019

Last QB to do it before that?

Lamar Jackson vs. MIA in 2019

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

It’s December so that means it’s finally time to watch a good college football game

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

private double secretAlgorithm() {
return price + $1 billion;
}

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Federal Trade Commission has said Amazon, $AMZN, deliberately raised prices by more than $1 billion through secret algorithms known as "Project Nessie."

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

That mentality is what keeps the commanders from being 24-0.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Commanders RT Sam Cosmi says that the #Ravens 24-0 preseason record is “stupid” and that they’ll beat them tonight, per @JPFinlayNBCS

“I think it’s a stupid record. I mean, who gives a shit about preseason games? If we beat it, great. We’re gonna beat it, so there we go.”

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@Jaypeezy3_ I got this notification and thought the exact same thing 😂😂

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

More than 100 million people will play fantasy football this year…

But over 99% of people don’t know how to leverage ChatGPT to get the information they need to succeed in their league..

🧵Here are 92 mind blowing prompts that will boost your fantasy game to the next level

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@kazknowsball Literally you 6 days ago

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

Baltimore sports fans in general are way too trigger happy to get rid of a player when they don’t play the best for a period of time. And then when they start playing better they act like they never doubted them. Same shit with the ravens too, it’s so annoying

[𝙆am Brice @kambrice1tv]

It’s time for Orioles to move in a different direction

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@Russ246i Do you think Mateo is old and washed? In baseball terms his career is far from over and has plenty of time to figure it out.

Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying not to give other guys a chance. But the original tweet was saying to get rid of Mateo completely which I disagree with

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@Russ246i This is exactly what I’m saying. Ready to move on to the “next best thing” that hasn’t proven himself at all. Ortiz has 32 at bats and is .219/ .212 but let’s get rid of our (should be) gold glove shortstop for him.

And then next year when Ortiz sucks you’ll want him gone too

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@Russ246i Mateo:

April: .333/ .377
May: .128/ .165
June: .222/ .239

Gunnar:

April: .197/ .345
May: .213/ .315
June: .347/ .373

Gunnar is definitely better but acting like we should move on from Mateo is ridiculous, his defense outweighs his bat. Let the season play out first

[Jake @jake_chavis06]

@Russ246i I’ll take a .225 batting average consistently if we get his base stealing and great defense. That’s what keeps us in games.

The same people saying replace Mateo with Gunnar are the same people that said we should send Gunnar back to the minors 1 month ago 🤷🏻‍♂️