jake from state farm

trust no one✊🏼

[jake from state farm @Jake_DankFarm]

😭😭😭😭 my favorite fucking video

[Joel @afemeje]

@BASEDSAVAGE_

[Backdoor Cuts @stoolbackcuts]

I found America’s hero and he plays for the Jackson State Tigers

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

Zion playing against high schoolers was so goddamn funny

[ESPN @espn]

Tim Duncan filled in for Popovich tonight and got the win.

Timmy is now 1-0 as an HC. Winner 💯

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

@chaselyons Anyone trynna run a best of 3?

[Chase @chaselyons]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN DISRESPECTED THIS BADLY

[jake from state farm @Jake_DankFarm]

Shit. Either buster or Molina 🤷🏼‍♂️ no one better than those two

[MLB @MLB]

Give us five. 🖐

[MLB @MLB]

⚾️ or ⛳️, @MikeTrout hits moonshots.

(via @Angels at @pujolsfound)

[NHL @NHL]

Fair trade wouldn't you say? 😂

[John @iam_johnw]

This will always be hilarious lmao https://t.co/lXVNO2cPJ4

[Jeff Marek @JeffMarek]

I cheer for people, not teams and this is just so great. Good for Bobby Ryan.

[Daman Rangoola @damanr]

This is what the NBA looked like when the Celtics won most of their titles

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

He’s got our vote. 🐐

[Red Wings Diehards™ @RedWingDiehards]

The 2001-2002 Red Wings would beat the 2019-2020 Red Wings 46-2

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The ref just picking the kid up is all time https://t.co/3wL0SOy6AA

[ESPN @espn]

His cousin Will, who has autism, can remember the score of every Yankees' game since 2014.

Incredible 🙌 (via cinderblock980/Instagram)

[jake from state farm @Jake_DankFarm]

@Clams4two Excited to go see AA and mcjesus work together though! Gonna be sick!!

[mae @_maecol]

How bored do U gotta be 2 get addicted to whippits

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[ESPN @espn]

"When Kobe Bryant died, a piece of me died."

—Michael Jordan during Kobe and Gianna's Celebration of Life