Jacob Denich

Stuntin' stays a habit. Ig: Jake_denich Sc: jdenich.

[Jacob Denich @Jake_Denich]

Usually boolin w the nigs

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @homothugsoldier]

Asking your coworker if you can hit their pen

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

First dude was sent to another planet 😭💀

[garrison @garris0n]

me chilling at weird bitches cribs

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

📍Grindelwald, Switzerland

[Jacob Denich @Jake_Denich]

@huntingpermit Texas rig or others call it is a worm jig, I always get hogs from it

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

[Jacob Denich @Jake_Denich]

@chryse69

[teryn @youngtiddy]

(seeing boobs) holy cow

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Do I gotta dress up as a puff bar to get sucked up around here??

[pj @pjayevans]

Pregaming before the scholastic book fair

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

Y’all eat ass and succ toes but God Forbid they put a tomato in your burger 🙄

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

sucks when u think someone’s dope and they turn out to be baking soda

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you hear a Midwesterner say “all good don’t worry about it” just know they are fighting for their life

[𝓔🤍 @ebti09]

No one:

Me tryna find a song:

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[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I’m a

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner

Looking for
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bonfire and cold beer

[god's chosen pawg @ImEatingRocks]

he gets it

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“You can’t have 45° Monday and 0° on Wednesday”

Midwest: hold my corn