If you gave a chimp just enough of an IQ jump to speak English and understand it needs to present itself as more than a chimp this is exactly what you would hear.
"There's more to my life than bananas. Imagine being something that just likes bananas. Fuck I want a banana."
So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
Last night Team Canada learned FAFO:
1–They booed our anthem
2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec
3–We then net 3 unanswered goals
4–We blast Free Bird after each goal
5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM
6–AMERICA IS BACK
Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!
If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%!
Almost no one.
Maybe a hot take:
If you lost all your money buying a meme crypto coin from a girl who got famous for talking about spitting on wieners. You deserve it. And she deserves it.