Jake Groff🏴‍☠️

This is my bio and I'm the reptilian slayer.
I don't use social media more than a dozen times a decade.

[Jake Groff🏴‍☠️ @jake_groff]

@Deepfatfriedpod I lack cloth for the concealment of my delicate porcelain like skin.

[Jake Groff🏴‍☠️ @jake_groff]

@Cinema4Cynics @PaulsEgo Happy to see even more contento from pessimistic productions(even though I'm already quite full as is).

[Cinema for Cynics @Cinema4Cynics]

WTF Happened to Alien? https://t.co/7SvRfmxP8Y

Watch @PaulsEgo break down every movie in this beloved #scifi franchise to determine what went right and what went wrong. A thorough retrospective that isn't afraid to be tough on these iconic #horrormovies birthed by #RidleyScott.

[Jake Groff🏴‍☠️ @jake_groff]

It's odd that I haven't heard about any violent events at schools in the past few months, ooooohhhh wait

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

We're kicking off 2018 with a worldwide giveway of @pewdiepie's own CHRONOS desktop!

Enter for a chance to win the CHRONOS here: https://t.co/y89D3OKAI9

#giveaway #worldwide #ORIGINPCFAMILY

[Jake Groff🏴‍☠️ @jake_groff]

Can someone send me a link

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

For every #RETWEET this tweet gets, I will donate 5 cents to Alzheimer's Research @FisherCenter. Ends 12am 1/18! #RT