Jake Halmrast

MN➡️CA

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

The Princess Bride

[Deyna @Wicked_Dinosaur]

Name a movie you've watched more than five times. No explanations.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Politicians Are Stealing the Basic Right To Earn A Living

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@SarahIsWishing They’re either deaf or homeschooled. That’s the only explanation

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

Me waiting for them to recognize at least 1 song

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wanna feel old? Watch this https://t.co/DVoPCptgzG

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@sarah_halmrast Sometimes the quietest people are the wisest, you should learn from him

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

*Nick Saban has entered the chat*

[JW @JWepp]

This man is going to be a problem in the 2021 NFL Draft https://t.co/hyqWUlHzSg

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@SarahIsWishing

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@sarah_halmrast Containment on Netflix

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@SarahIsWishing Just tried it last week and WOW the hype is real🤯🤤

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

This is why every Minnesotan owns a pair of ice skates

[truhshy @truhshy]

Wouldn’t you like to know ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏʏ #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@SarahIsWishing @sarah_halmrast Yeah I’m the smart one

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

When the professor plays a video in class but doesn’t move the mouse off the play button 💀💀💀

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

And you would crawl around the house all the time poking around, it’s a miracle you never got bit

[Sarah Williams @__swilliams_]

when we lived in Australia, my mom always knew there was a poisonous spider in our house when she heard the vacuum running bc that was the only time my dad used to vacuum hah

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

A true hero

[The Dodo @dodo]

Every single day, this woman drives to a "dumping ground" to save abandoned dogs 🙏💗

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

@IsaacM_Williams You’d have to go to planet fitness to see that, which isn’t happening anytime soon

[Beyond Tomorrow @OrgPhysics]

A view of Hurricane Dorian 🌪 from the coasts of Florida.

[Jake Halmrast @jake_halmrast]

no one:

literally no one:

dads before a flight: gotta get there 2 hours early or you’ll miss the flight!!

[ESPN @espn]

And that's the tea 🍵