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English pound has gone down soo much it's a joke what's the best place to get euros ?

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Have you ever been driving then think to yourself how haven't I crashed because you was daydreaming for the last 15miles

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David Cameron a spoilt kid that didn't get his own way #laters

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Lasted 10 minutes on the new top gear... That's 10mins I'll never get back #pony

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@kells72 now understand why the old man is moving there😂

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@kells72 and the lacking of webbed feet

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Working in canvey today the looks I'm getting because an outsider has stepped on the island

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Must resist on buying my first ever justin bieber album don't do Jake

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I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dads Bruce Lee, drives me round in his jcb

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The girlfriend has been on a food hygiene course now she's given up chicken and has become a germ freak ffs my life has gone to hell

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Some lil kid on the train saying he wants to be black his mum's tells him he is black then he goes can I be as black as the cables #legend

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Having a beer celebrating @nicrose93 turning westham!!!!!

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Ok I just dribbled on the train, that's the dagenham coming out of me

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8 years since my old man died, rip vince

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Quote of the day "you should never order a take away when you hungry" so when are you meant to order it

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Feeling it today #shattered

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Not looking forward to this 16 hour shift but bring on the money

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Labourer : morning jake you look like shit

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One of my workers just brought me a jd and coke because I put his money up lol

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Rihanna is getting better as she ages #FIT