Cake Pretzel

that’s show biz baby.

[Cake Pretzel @jake_hetzel]

@Shazam found The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars: https://t.co/M2LAcUUvQk

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@aspenisoffline Freddy hehehehe

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@bsudersplp @pj_sazz Chase hasnt been relevant for 10 years, who even cares

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

We’re back

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How do you write a song this good and not automatically get a check for a billion dollars https://t.co/gxhBcJjpXv

[Days Without Supermega @DaysWithoutSM]

it has been 0 days without supermega.

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@aspenisoffline @caarrsonnn @LexiePNG @Ocara115 @hannahhycho @ZyperionGD @xApollo_32 @mint0san @msmegatronn Omg yippEEee!!

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@aspenisoffline Horizon lunar economy 🌙

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I hope you all never learn how humiliating it is to be forced to watch your ‘gamer’ (minecraft) wife get absolutely DOGGED and come in last place in mario party 😬😬

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@mandrs Make this a prinnnttt

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@lilastrologyy Omg thats me!

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@imtatur

[Is Today Nathan Fielder’s Birthday? @natfielderbday]

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

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Has Joe Biden seen Breaking Bad?

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@HeartAttackMane 9am est are u kidding

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@brryyccceee Terrible take my god

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I think its time for a girl pope, 2023 year of the popette.

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@CIRecs Jophus 🫡

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@darkangelso For sure. I can do $40

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@Pdaddynthehyena Wacky plz