Jake Johnson

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[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Let’s convince all the Europeans that we’re protesting Balogun’s red on July 3rd. Workers strike for Balogun.

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Richard Jefferson is so annoying, can we please get literally anyone else on the mic

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

@Jellis1016 @Panthers “Very deep WR room,” man I was watching DJ chark, Johnathan Mingo, and Terrance Marshall Jr. just THREE years ago. I could cry rn

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

The Enhanced Games has turned into a bigger failure than I could have even imagined. Comically awful

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About to put my Draftkings Predictions market combination contract slip on layaway with Klarna

[Jon Bell @jbell30]

Sam Bowerman advances to the finals of the long jump with a new school record, 6.97m!

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@jbell30 🫡 🫡 🫡

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES???? PRIME FIGURE IT OUT

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Tiger Woods drunkenly rolling his car is a recession indicator

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

If Alan Ritchson didn’t just so happen to be wearing a rolling bodycam of the whole incenent, he would’ve been cancelled and his name tarnished forever. Instead, people are pulling up old photos of him doing good, saying he has an amazing moral compass, and can do no wrong. Wild.

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

We are an international laughing stock

[The Last Cypherpunk 🏴‍☠️🇵🇱🇺🇲 @Cyberiusz]

@cspan

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

The dudes complaining about bouncing or lifting off the bench are the same ones failing 135. This would reasonably put his 1RM somewhere above 350 at 180lb body weight… that’s unreal strength

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: Georgia WR Zachariah Branch doing 20 bench reps is absolutely mad for a guy his size.

Branch is 5-foot-10 and 180 pounds.

🤯🤯🤯

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

ManU rage bait

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Biggest Football Club in Each Historic County in England.

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Does anyone actually care about this…

[Techvs @HeyAliux]

just next level...🔥

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Dude looks like he’s about to steal the moon

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

He came. He skated. He conquered. 🥇

Jordan Stolz wins gold at the #WinterOlympics.

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

@RDPaolinelli You’re right, I’m sure her fully blown out knee had no impact on her performance. Idk why more athletes don’t try it out.

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

Just watched Lindsey Vonn get airlifted off after crashing on the very first turn in the Olympics. Seriously who let her compete without intervening? Complete ACL tear a week ago… what did anyone expect??

[Jake Johnson @jake_j213]

I love this time of year because 18 year old finance majors get on tik tok and tell you to claim your grandma as a depreciating asset and your tooth decay as capital losses

[Nyckoles Harbor @Nyck1k]

Merry Christmas From 🎱

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

MNF first TD: (+1500)

Tyler Warren

like throwing it to his son in the backyard.

to pay for Christmas.