Jake Kiger

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

Our benevolent president @elonmusk is so great and powerful that I bet he could take more drugs at one time than anyone ever has.

He should definitely try.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@1BrokeGamerGirl This is awesome!

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

In celebration of #RexManningDay I reaffirm my theory that these two Jersey Shore entrepeneurs are brothers, who choose to hang out in different stores. Please confirm!
@CarolHeikkinen @ThatKevinSmith
@kimowills @JayMewes @allan_moyle
#Clerks #EmpireRecords

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@GitEmSteveDave @franknumberfive Sweet hell, I lol'd at this.

Well played, good sir.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ScreamMovies #Scream6 This is what the invoices at my repair shop look like today...

[Dr. Josh Roush @JoshRoush]

Giving away two of these framed 11x17 Roushomon prints signed by @ThatKevinSmith, @livroush, & myself.

RT this & we will pick 2 people from random!

Not picked? We're giving signed prints w/every ticket we sell! Come out 1/25-1/28 & see my feature films!
https://t.co/G8jJ8hOxeN

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ElisaStoneLeahy @stevieblum44 You are the absolute best.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@maxberger Kevin Smith once tweeted about something I did, instead of the other way around...
https://t.co/jxWTJ7XZZj

https://t.co/wLxvdIwTdD

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

This was the best thing I could read on the first day of 2020! I remember this Dad/Daughter team and talking about how they reminded me of my Dad and I. Had no idea I’d get an eloquent recounting of not just that night but also my life! They are the gift that keeps on giving!

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ThatKevinSmith For 7 years I've used this platform to communicate with you and Walt, and antagonize my daughter. If Twitter's all over soon, it's been surreal. #WalrusYes forever...

https://t.co/wLxvdIwTdD

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@bifnaked 21 years ago you were part of SSX Tricky, which my whole family continues to enjoy and I quote all the damn time. Thank you, for all you've done and all you do to make this world a little more fun.

So that you notice this, here's my daughter's dog. He's very dapper.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ThatKevinSmith Update: The old man cried, too.

Exceptionally well done.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ThatKevinSmith With my daughter away at college, I need a new movie buddy. Tonight I take my dad to his first Kevin Smith film, in my local small-town theater showing their first Kevin Smith film.

For once, I have all the dirty experience and I'm surrounded by virgins...

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ThatKevinSmith @ClerksMovie Six screens and a population of about 9,000, my local theater has never played a Kevin Smith movie. It's been video stores, VOD and the occasional road trip for me since 1994.
They're Coming Soon update this morning made my heart very happy...

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@MarkHamill Ten years ago I watched a movie called Sushi Girl, one time. I still think about it.

Thanks for everything you've ever done, and Happy Birthday yesterday.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@sundayjeff "I spent seven dollars on straws..."
"Two hours wages! Now you're gonna cut me down? I got like three sips in."

318, Q'z Brewz

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@ThatKevinSmith @ClerksMovie @fathomevents @Comic_Con Teared up for the trailer, all six times I've watched it.

*So* excited.

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@RobOstrom Rob, you are crushing this!

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

So... are we all done here?

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@natedigad @sundayjeff @TellEmSteveDave @BQQuinn Popped for the signs when I saw them on TV. So much well done!

[Jake Kiger @jake_kiger]

@serenkiger I so want to live there...