KnotJakeMitchell

Things Jake says

[KnotJakeMitchell @jake_knot]

I’d like to think my future wife hasn’t been born yet

[B_mellado @Bmellado6]

Swear this is how 2019 goes:

January - 300 Days
February thru December - 65 Days

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Season 2 begins in exactly 1 hour.

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Flag Football Quarterbacks Be 😂💀😭 (especially in intramural)

[KnotJakeMitchell @jake_knot]

Dodged that Bullet 👏🏽

[KnotJakeMitchell @jake_knot]

Damn girl, are you a Prius? Because you’re giving me no sounds or indications that you’re turned on right now.

[KnotJakeMitchell @jake_knot]

Hi, how are yaa