Jake Lang

cofounder, cto @tenbinlabs. previously cofounder @spearbit @cantinaxyz; formerly dev @ethereum. advisor @wander

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

damn girl are you an AMM
cuz those curves got me down bad

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

the new fog of war is situationslop and by god there’s a lot of it

[Tenbin Labs @tenbinlabs]

Where's liquidity for commodities?

That is the question we help answer with this dashboard.

You will find:
1. Volume comparison on commodities
2. Slippage analysis on gold
across @CMEGroup @binance @HyperliquidX @CoWSwap (top on/offchain exchanges)

https://t.co/CU3LuPuUlT

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

@winternet @Polymarket

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

i never thought this would be how my name ends up on the news. it should go without saying that i am not this guy, yet i find it nice he would distract the bots for me

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

oh man…

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

oh man…

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are.

What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are.

I want to thank the brave men and women of the NYPD who acted quickly to keep New Yorkers safe. Our officers ran toward danger without hesitation, demonstrating once again the courage and dedication it takes to protect this city every single day.

My administration is closely monitoring the situation and I remain in close contact with our Police Commissioner.

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

@yacineMTB I think you might be dunking too much on the EE side. place and route can be done pretty automatically it’s just overpriced vendor software that does it and not always well

[Tenbin Labs @tenbinlabs]

Private beta is now live.

Real markets are coming on-chain.
Liquid tokenized assets are inevitable.

https://t.co/clfJz8qtOG

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

more than half of devops is made up bullshit today.
deploy your service and tighten your firewalls, anon. nothing else will save you.

[Tenbin Labs @tenbinlabs]

1/
Introducing Tenbin Primer:

Tenbin is the first multi-asset issuance protocol that ensures institutional liquidity and near-instant minting/redemption for all its tokenized assets.

https://t.co/1yNXnfO4PZ

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

@hocryptogu @ballsyalchemist @archetypevc Tenbin

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

@tenbinlabs @galaxyhq Tenbin

[Tenbin Labs @tenbinlabs]

Tenbin is excited to announce a $7.1M seed round led by @galaxyhq to tackle the broken tokenization space of today.

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

walmart employees are gonna hate this one

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

BULLISH - CNBC reports Walmart will now accept Bitcoin, Ethereum, and crypto payments in store for it's 1 billion monthly customers.

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

hmm go out tonight or monitor the iran situation

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

chatgpt but it can leave you on read

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

passkeys are nice and all but i can’t stand that everyone just opaquely creates them for me while i’m logging in the normal way.

whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

need: reth exex that can DMA contract state updates into a PCIE device

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

this is basically the gentrified version of a lock in a sock.
when shit goes down on the subway you’ll want to bludgeon someone in style

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

@TenkiCloud i’ll call when gta 6 comes out :p

[Jake Lang @jake_lang]

this is your sign to start self-hosting your github actions runners. down from $700+ per month to this 😭😭😭