Jake

God made me an idiot because he knew if I had an attention span, or could read, I'd be unstoppable

[Jake @jake_lime]

My Fiancé is 24 and I'm 26. We made a blanket fort in the living room. We're watching scooby doo/ Halloween movies, and eating dino nuggets and Mac and cheese. I can't wait for marriage.

[Jake @jake_lime]

For your late night viewing pleasure.....

..no, not that.....pervert.....

Tonight at 11!
Attempt number 2 of the Gorod Krovi Easter Egg!!

Lets see if I can actually figure out the damn bomb step this time!

#BO3EE
#XBOX
#latenight
@TwitchSharing

https://t.co/65STA0zSLA

[Jake @jake_lime]

I absolutely love everything about this

[NHL @NHL]

SADNESS FINDS JOY ON THE BREAKAWAY! 🚨

The @Capitals are on the board in the NHL Inside Out Classic thanks to Connor McMichael!

Watch now on @ESPNPlus, @DisneyPlus, @DisneyChannel, and @DisneyXD!

[Jake @jake_lime]

@ParagonPixel WOOAAAAAAAAAA

[JG Quintel @JGQuintel]

OOOOHHH!!! May 11th!

[Jake @jake_lime]

@RinoTheBouncer

[Jake @jake_lime]

@TheSarcasmHQ Tell me you dont watch cycling without telling me you dont watch cycling

[Jake @jake_lime]

@TheBrattPack63 I have yet to actually make the event, but the Devils Down the Shore event looks awesome. I'm a beach person, so I would absolutely love to try to make it down to Asbury one of these years

[Chopper @Chopper_Rebel]

You know if you think about it...

If Maul HAD ran over Anakin in The Phantom Menace, he would've saved the entire galaxy.

I'M JUST SAYING!

[Jake @jake_lime]

@HKYJersey Connor Hellebuyck Small

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨TEAM USA JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway the Nike 2026 Olympics Team USA authentic jersey! In honour of the gold medal win🥇🦅

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To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with the size & player

[Jake @jake_lime]

At 10:40 AM I sent this text out to multiple people

Jack Hughes is now a Gold Medal Winning Athlete

[Jake @jake_lime]

@IRockThe732 Bro I did the same thing!

[Jake @jake_lime]

@ParagonPixel he is the "Absolute Unit"

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Forget bench press. Forget sprints. If you can push a 1,600-lb bale of hay with your thighs, you’re qualified to handle a Taser, a riot, and anything else.

[Jake @jake_lime]

@fashion_nfl Green would definitely be a good look.

[SPEED on FOX @SPEEDonFOX]

Glad you guys are just as excited as we are 🏁💪

[Jake @jake_lime]

@ParagonPixel @AntiHeroZemm SPLEEEEEEE

[Jake @jake_lime]

That was so fucking pretty good lord

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Everything coming up BROCK. NELSON. #WinterOlympics

[Jake @jake_lime]

@ParagonPixel

[Jake @jake_lime]

@tmltweet @NJDevils https://t.co/y99ufII38S

I hope I'm sending the right one. It's not slow mo, but it is a better look at it

[NHL @NHL]

Sometimes you just gotta let it fly 🤷‍♂️

[Jake @jake_lime]

@NJDevils And these photos are going up on my wall #NJDevils