Jake Pollock

I’m here for the sports and the memes. I’m not here for much else. I beat Jeraldo for the 2019 fantasy chip.

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

Al was sleepy

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

on the field, best & most entertaining game of the year

that said, this might be the WORST CALL on an overtime TD I have ever heard

a comical lack of juice from the announcers devalued it

imagine if this was Kevin Harlan or Ian Eagle on play-by-play

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

@SpotifyStatus Hi, Spotify is not loading this morning. I’ve tried on cellular and Wifi. I have closed out the app and reset my device and I haven’t been able to get it work.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

And a mass majority of that 12% is house poor.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Married and own a home by 30 years old in America

1950: 50%
1960: 52%
1970: 48%
1980: 45%
1990: 43%
2000: 35%
2010: 25%
2025: 12%

Incredible

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

@TheCougChron @SenMikeLee You are so naive and stupid if you think that any land should be up for sale. Mike Lee is a greedy selfish TWAT that doesn’t care about Americans. He cares about being in Donald’s good graces and lining his pockets.

[Mayor David Holt @davidfholt]

nO OnE WilL WaTCh OKC

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

Buddy, you are actually just fucking stupid. You are worth nothing and you mean NOTHING to your constituents. Shut the fuck up about your bill and do something productive for once.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

How much money do you think has been spent on this campaign against my lands bill?

[Jake Pollock @Jake_R_Pollock]

@BasedMikeLee Good lord, you are a dumb twat.

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Complain all you want about SGA: The Thunder lived in the paint all game. The Wolves were bricking 3s all game.

61% of Minnesota's shots were 3s
60% of OKC's shots were in the paint

Minnesota also both needs to find a way better shot profile and prevent OKC paint penetration.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander certainly did flop and draw some fouls, referees shouldn't reward him the way they did. But the Timberwolves, including Anthony Edwards, made very little effort to attack the basket all game long.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Question: If you had a child today, would you vaccinate that child against measles?

RFK Jr.: “Umm, for measles… I don’t want to seem like I’m being evasive, but I don’t think people should take medical advice from me.”

Finally, something we can all agree on.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

It makes me wanna die thinking how many meetings were held about this one decision

[Ismail (Ish) Aderonmu @LegalishCA]

"Last month, I had a chance encounter with actor Ben Affleck in Los Angeles. My wife spotted him from a distance and, to her horror, I walked straight over. “Hey Ben,” I said.

He looked up, a bit caught off guard — probably expecting a selfie, an autograph request, or maybe a comment about "The Accountant 2." Instead, I began, “You probably don’t remember, but I wanted to thank you for standing up for Muslims and calling out Islamophobia years ago on …”

Before I could finish, he smiled and said, “On Bill Maher?” - @faisalkutty

[Newton Shuttle @Freshbussss]

Bullpen game tonight. Let’s hope the Michelobs go four strong and the others hold on to the lead.

[daniel (michelle steel hate account) @danielluo_pi]

our secretary of "education"

[Shane Lowry @ShaneLowryGolf]

The Masters is one of the greatest weeks in golf. I was so disappointed with my performance Sunday but I gave it everything and that’s all I can ask for.

I’ve never been happier to watch someone else achieve something that I want so badly myself. Rory deserves every bit of this and I was so happy to be there to watch him make history. 💚☘️

#themasters

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

a bunch of people working really hard to achieve something and then this doofus immediately breaking it is an incredible metaphor for this whole jackass administration

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope other institutions follow suit.

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Dreams do come true.