jake schaefer

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@Cole___Scott Just trying to keep up with you kids, even had tide pods for lunch yesterday

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

Still bugs me that in the Mel Gibson movie Signs aliens figured out how to travel across the universe but couldn’t figure out how to get into a shitty farm house....

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

All this technology but I still have to take my shoes off at the airport🤔

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@maddielonglegs1 I'm not so sure that makes sense?

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

Guy on the plane goes sure are a lot of Nebraska people on here...yes we are flying to Omaha?

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@NEHumaneSociety @_schaeferjordan

[Madeline Westergard @maddielonglegs1]

I will donate to @GrandViewDM $0.25 for every retweet and $0.10 for every favorite this tweet receives in the next 24 hours! Ready, Set, GO!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#TGIF

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

"Sorry, you have reached me at a really bad time." Then why did you answer?

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@maddielonglegs1 thanksgiving is November 24th

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

I'm surprised the fielders even stay out there when heyward is batting, no like he's going to get a hit

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#Cubs win the #NLDS!

Final: #Cubs 6, #SFGiants 5. #FlyTheW

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

Can someone explain the appeal of wearing your pants sagged just above your knees? #whatsthepointofyourbelt?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

#PitchersWhoRake

#NLDS

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@rusty_kann1 47

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@wildboy_stevo I'm boycotting the nfl, it is rigged and I will never get back losing this week in fantasy

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@wildboy_stevo just embarrassing them

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

@jswetala0 better than tom hanks in saving private Ryan?

[jake schaefer @jake_schaefer25]

I get pissed when the wifi is slow, but then remember having dial-up internet as a child and it's not so bad