Jake Severino

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@_jackmcpherson_ https://t.co/lAuA3e72D7 check this dude out

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@willfromhod Make a tweet bf and retweet it gf

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

He took a bit of a tumble this morning goin after a low shot. Trainers r saying it’s serious but he’s a tough lad I’m not too worried

[Christopher Redhage @Redhage]

How is @JoeWillis23 doing this morning. The rest of the squad is still in the match.

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@DaxMcCarty11 @Redhage @NashvilleSC I found @JoeWillis23 chillin outside Vanderbilt. Seems a little stiff at the moment but after a warm up he’ll be an absolute wall. I’ll get him to Chris’s house asap

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@RyanHay61396430 @samk_95 @ochocinco It’s downtown Nashville right next to the adventure science center. Bolta Soccer

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@willfromhod Good try will. You’ll get em next time

[charis @gothloglady]

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@Garrett____J @kbnoswag I know I’m just poking the body with a stick, but a more advanced analysis is his improper (and unknowing) use of the Oxford Comma. He fails to punctuate most of this, but he consistently types his pauses after grouping nouns. I can hear it. He says “and uhhh” in real life.

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@Garrett____J @kbnoswag In fact, his punctuation is almost a dead giveaway. Comma usage after declarative phrases, but always observed in 3rd person, and spoken as an idiomatic absolute. If he were ever under criminal investigation, a linguist would have him locked up in minutes.

[StormTheDon @StormSheldon44]

Petition to put this on Netflix

[Bruins Soccer @wcsBHSmp]

Congrats to these Bruin players! Sam Khomtchenko, District Player of the Year; Blake Chalfant, Offensive Co-MVP; Jake Severino, Co- Keeper of the Year.

[BHS Student Section @BwoodSection]

Soccer Game Day
Vs Franklin on the turf @ 7
Support your undefeated bruins,
get there and be loud!
#BigBruinEnergy

[Brentwood Bruins Soccer @WCSBHSMSoccer]

Bruin’s win against Shelbyville 4-1 with goals by @NaseemAbuSalim @samk_95 @Austinmoore1911 and @jake_severino . Assists by @kieranelliott11 @samk_95 and @Blake_C_43

[Brentwood Bruins Soccer @WCSBHSMSoccer]

The Bruins look to continue their win streak as they take on Independence tonight at home!! Varsity starts at 7 and JV at 5. Be there and be loud!!!

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

My dad is 45, pursuing a journalism career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

[Jake Severino @jake_severino]

@BHS_MSoccer “First distric game out the year” sick tweet idiot

[Brentwood Bruins Soccer @WCSBHSMSoccer]

Bruins travel to Ravenswood for Battle of the Woods AND first distric game out the year tonight. Come out and show support!!! JV starts at 5, Varsity at 7

[Bruins Soccer @wcsBHSmp]

Bruins open season with 1-0 win at Oakland. Khomtchenko with the goal and Severino with the shut out in goal.