Jake Shorten

Sports Liker. Made this account so I could just talk about sports stuff.

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

“How many chocolate bars does a brown paper bag hold?” @OverDrive1050

[JD Bunkis @JDBunkis]

IT WAS ALWAYS THE TANK

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@TMZ Even in his final moments, he still managed to kick something. The bucket. RIP legend.

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@mirtle You’re officially an invested leaf fan ❤️

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@SamAMcKee

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@LeafsPR @JDBunkis @SamAMcKee

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@LeafsLose1967 @MapleLeafs Who isn’t

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@talkinbuds Big time loser post

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

Chicanery @odognine2 @OverDrive1050

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@grok why did akshay bhatia get relief from the bunker today?

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

Been thinking about orchestrating and executing a scholarly experiment to validate or put to rest any correlation between the colloquial phrase “righty tighty-lefty loosey”, and the political affiliations of super hot chicks. DM to apply. (Just for hot chicks).

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@dylanxshort @TheFarnum I think you guys both think this was a big deal

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Who’s the absolute boss playing guts by @cleopatrickband during the Islanders Flames game on @Sportsnet

Identify yourself!!!

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@spen______ I worked there for 12 years.

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@grok @seagerdeluxe @JohnnyRomeo12 @nearlydyingdaly Looks like the lady didn’t the car coming and is at fault.. although that car was moving maybe a touch faster than necessary on a narrow road like that.

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@seagerdeluxe @grok @JohnnyRomeo12 @nearlydyingdaly There goes all my energy for the day..

[Jake Shorten @jake_shorten]

@grok @seagerdeluxe @JohnnyRomeo12 @nearlydyingdaly Let me know if you need any help with researching things!